Monthly Archive

August 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 251 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3468

Meet the Parents

A young man looking to get married asked his friend. "Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like." "Oh, that's easy," his pal replied. "All you have to do is find someone who... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1367

Quote #1159

Anyone who starts a sentence "With all due respect..." is about to insult you.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2231

Life is Like a Donut

"Life is like a doughnut... you're either in the dough or in the hole." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1905

One-liner #0707

"A healthy adult male consumes each year one-and-one-half times his own weight in other people's patience." read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
4674

A Little Help From a Friend

Sometimes we just need a little help from our friends - or to give them a little help. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3554

Big Rig School Bus Jump

From the same speedway that brought you a school bus jumping over a line of cars, here is a big rig jumping into a school bus! ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
8251

Eat Mor Chikin

Who said cows are dumb? ... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
21592

Horse Swim

"Desert Dude" was definitely not a mudder. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
18866

Grocery Cart Barbecue Grill

Free barbecue grill at your local grocery store - while supplies last! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13792

Barber Play

Just say "No!" when your brother asks if you want to play barber shop. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8735

Benetton Formula One Speeding Ticket

No signals, no brake lights, 220 in a 40 zone; oh yeah, this ticket is going to cost you. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1617

One-liner #0706

"Today's helpful tip: Thicken up runny low-fat yogurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1771

One-liner #0705

"I hate people who speak for other people, and so do you." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1992

What Does Your Horn Say?

Do you remember when the whole lower half of a car's steering wheel used to constitute the car's horn? A car horn that was half the size of the steering wheel made it so much easier and fun to find an... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1025

Wake Up People, We're on the Winning Team

John Reaume reminds us that followers of Jesus are on the winning team and that we should bend our knee in worship, service, and allegiance to Him. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110828.mp3... read more..

Davis Family News
Pastor Tim
3296

Congratulations Clayton and Rebecca

Congratulations to the newlyweds,  Mr. and Mrs. Clayton and Rebecca Davis. Clayton and Rebecca were married today at St. Mary's Anglican Church in Nanoose, British Columbia.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1505

Cybersalt News - August 26, 2011

The invasion has happened!  The extended Davis family has come from afar and invaded Cybersalt World Headquarters for this weekend's celebration of Clayton and Rebecca's wedding. To accommodate e... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1703

One-liner #0704

"Compromise: an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1841

Virginia Earthquake

The U.S. Geological Survey has determined that the epicenter of the Virginia earthquake was in a graveyard just outside of Washington, D.C. The cause appears to be the Founding Fathers rolling over i... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1463

Quote #1158

"People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed. Never throw out anyone." - Audrey Hepburn read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2133

Autobiography

"An autobiography without punctuation is a life sentence." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7373

Dog House Rules Progression

1.  Dogs are never permitted in the house.  The dog stays outside in a specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the dog house. 2.  Okay, the dog can enter the ho read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7298

Sign Secruity

Secruity to the parking lot please! ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
6033

Adam's Childhood

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com   read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6422

Train Bring a Friend 2

"Bring-a-Friend Sunday" was more popular than ever at Pastor Tim's Church. read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5600

Car Club - Not!

Who needs the club? ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1429

Cybersalt News - August 25, 2011

Riddle me this Batman! OK, Batman is not a subscriber of the Cybersalt Digest so let's leave him out. But Tuesday's riddle does have a number of you stumped so here is the answer (with congratulatio... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12285

The Nuns of Gavarone

The Nuns of Gavarone ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1938

A Man for Every Woman

Diane was getting real discouraged over the lack of finding a steady man in her life. In an attempt to lift her spirits, her friend Karen said, "There's a man for every woman and a woman for every ma... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3573

More Laws of Life

* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five. * Lerman's Law of Techno read more..