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Monthly Archive

August 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 251 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Nursing School Ad

1930's Nursing Opportunity. read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Elephant Mouth

"Excuse me lady, but you've got a bit of peanut butter on your lip - let me get that for you." read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Football is Spreading

Football continues to spread in popularity. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Missile Drop

Here's proof that the military is looking for new ways to drop missiles on the enemy. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1644

Standard and Poor's

"My own credit ranking is determined by the Poor's division of Standard & Poor's." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 9, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  If you can find the magnets and afford the copper pipe, you'll have fun doing this.  You will find "Copper Pipe Magnet" at:www.cybersalt.org/funbl... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4330

Summer Babysitter

It's Summer, so keep track of your kids. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Plant Haircut

Technical directors sure have some cool haircuts. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2899

Copper Pipe Magnet

This is definitely something I want to try some day - too bad the price of copper is so high! ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Apple Robbery

"If you watch an Apple store get robbed you are an iWitness?" read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1512

Cake Lesson

A little boy is telling his Grandma how "everything" is going wrong: School, family problems, health problems, etc. Meanwhile, Grandma is baking a cake. She asks her grandson if he would like a snack... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Brazilian Jungle

Two intrepid explorers met in the heart of the Brazilian jungle. "I'm here," declared one, "to commune with nature in the raw, to contemplate the eternal verities and to widen my horizons. And you, s... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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If Life Deals You

"If life deals you lemons, make lemonade;if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys;but if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades ... now THAT'S a message!!" read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1142

"In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these."- Paul Harvey read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Alarm Save Sign

How to save money on a burglar alarm system. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 8, 2011

Now that the Cybersalt Digest is running on its new software, each mailing that goes out will now be available in an online archive.  This has been a long requested asset for people who missed or... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1961

Planet of the Apes

"Planet of the Apes: I can't believe we made a movie that is essentially giving the apes a blueprint on how to take over the Earth." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1080

Quote #1141

"Any hurt is worth it that puts us on the path of peace, setting us free for the pursuit, in Christ, of eternal life." - Eugene Peterson read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1551

Cheaper Insurance

Recently launched into the "real world" and shocked by the expenses that came with it, my brother was complaining about the high cost of auto insurance. "If you got married," teased my dad, "the prem... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping

Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping 1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.   2. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for hap... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 7, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has once again been updated with recordings of the messages and services from the last couple of weekends.  You will find them at:ww... read more..

God's Penman
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The Secret to a Great Marriage

This week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly, celebrate our 40th wedding anniversary. This week as I pondered our life together it occurred to me, I might be taking some things for... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3567

Spare Change to X Justin Bieber

Someone this funny should be able to find a real job. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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Money Isn't Everything

"Money isn't everything - just look at Henry Ford with all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac!" read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Mental Victories

A newly deputized police officer responded to a report of a bar room disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds.  What's more he boaste... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1564

One-liner #0688

"The easiest way for me to tell if people are really listening to me is if they roll their eyes." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Cheap Suit

The fellow was being sold a very cheap suit. "But the left arm is a lot longer than the right arm," he complained. "That's why the suit is such a bargain," the sales clerk explained. "Just cock your... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Clean Pun #0223

A man walks into Doctor’s and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.” The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Secret Nuclear Bunker

I think the secret is out. read more..

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