Monthly Archive

September 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 232 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Relief from Distress

The truths of Psalm 4 bring relief to those in distress. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3">     ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 18, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today.  James is not sure if he is middle-class or not, but he does have some ideas on how they shoul... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cargo Handler

Working as a cargo handler for a major package delivery company, I came across an express envelope with shipping instructions that puzzled me, particularly the line describing the contents. I finally... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1171

"I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving. To reach the port of heaven, we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it, but read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0719

"Forget this dead end town - I'm going to mime school!" read more..

God's Penman
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4 min read

Mr. Politician, Leave the Middle-Class Alone

I'm not quite sure where the term "middle class" came from. I can never remember using it in any conversations I've ever had. In fact, the only time I hear the phrase is when some politician is speaki... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Gators!

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on t... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Take the Hint

Frank just wasn't taking the hint that his body odor was bothering the other garden club members. ... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Added Horsepower

Not the best way to add horsepower to your car. ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Free Will vs. Predestination

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Always Open Closed

What we have here is a failure to communicate. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Hay Tractor

Hay! Nice Tractor. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 17, 2011

Today's featured funny page shows the reason some men are balding.  You'll find "Lawn Mower Tattoo" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lawn-mower-tattoo Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3478
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First Case Tried

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0718

"Your wife wants to be treated like a queen - just not Marie Antoinette." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Attractive Girl

A young woman, extraordinarily attractive in personality, character and presentation, was suffering from a illness that made her lips cracked and sore. The slightest movement of her mouth caused pain ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1170

"The relativism which is not willing to speak about truth but only about 'what is true for me' is an evasion of the serious business of living. It is the mark of a tragic loss of nerve in our contempo read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Looking Down Your Nose

Sadly, since becoming a Deacon, Bob looked down his nose at everybody. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Lawn Mower Tattoo

Bob had no clue as to what was really causing his baldness. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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No Jack Stands

"And that, Dr. Feinstein, is why I am at the emergency ward today." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Football Player Storage

It's not easy being on the B squad. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Nightmare On Elm Street

It was a nightmare to get directions to Elm Street. ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Go God Sports Fan

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 16, 2011

There is a new entry in the Simply Susan blog today.  It's one of those stories – strange, yet true. You can read "Bang!" at:www.cybersalt.org/simply-susan/bang Today's featured funny page on th... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Community Newspaper

Gilbert, South Carolina is such a small community, I was surprised that they had a community paper. I asked one old-timer about it. He replied, "We all know what everybody else is doing, but we like ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0717

"The closest to perfection anyone ever comes is when he or she fills out a job application form." read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Ninja Lawyer

These lawyers will really fight for you in court. ... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
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3 min read

Bang!

This is one of those stories – strange, yet true. On a lovely Thursday evening in June, Tim, Esther and I were in our downstairs den/office where we spend most of our time these days, when we heard t... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Old vs Young Employees

Workplace dynamics explained. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Friendly Fish Competition

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant Marlin that was larger & heavier than he was. On the way to the cleaning shed he ran into a buddy who had maybe a dozen or so Rockfish. The buddy eyed ... read more..