Monthly Archive

September 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 247 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2034

Last Slice

"I don't like eating the last slice of the loaf" said Tom crustily.(Simon Champion) read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1458

Quote #1172

"Purpose: Find your aim in life before you run out of ammunition." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1687

One-liner #0720

"If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?" read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2992

Taxing Cinderella

The tax adviser had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1585

Legacy vs. Reality

On thinking ahead, from the novel "Artifact" by Greg Benford, a "hard" sci-fi writer who is also a physicist: "There was a great mathematician named Hilbert, who telegraphed Berlin saying he had prov... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
8716

Rahab the Prostitute

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
938

Relief from Distress

The truths of Psalm 4 bring relief to those in distress. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3">     ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 18, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today.  James is not sure if he is middle-class or not, but he does have some ideas on how they shoul... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1664

Aincient Bookplate

Aincient Bookplate Steale not this book for fear of shameFor here you see ye owner hys nameAnd when you die ye Lord will sayeWhere is that boke you stole away?Then if you say, you cannot telle,Ye Lor... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2508

Cargo Handler

Working as a cargo handler for a major package delivery company, I came across an express envelope with shipping instructions that puzzled me, particularly the line describing the contents. I finally... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1769

Quote #1171

"I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving. To reach the port of heaven, we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it, but read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1579

One-liner #0719

"Forget this dead end town - I'm going to mime school!" read more..

God's Penman
3582

Mr. Politician, Leave the Middle-Class Alone

I'm not quite sure where the term "middle class" came from. I can never remember using it in any conversations I've ever had. In fact, the only time I hear the phrase is when some politician is speaki... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3161

Gators!

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on t... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8582

Take the Hint

Frank just wasn't taking the hint that his body odor was bothering the other garden club members. ... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
6847

Added Horsepower

Not the best way to add horsepower to your car. ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
12087

Free Will vs. Predestination

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
14711

Always Open Closed

What we have here is a failure to communicate. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8679

Hay Tractor

Hay! Nice Tractor. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1350

Cybersalt News - September 17, 2011

Today's featured funny page shows the reason some men are balding.  You'll find "Lawn Mower Tattoo" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lawn-mower-tattoo Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1594

Piracy Payback

An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong. Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." Trai... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3022

First Case Tried

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1467

One-liner #0718

"Your wife wants to be treated like a queen - just not Marie Antoinette." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2144

Attractive Girl

A young woman, extraordinarily attractive in personality, character and presentation, was suffering from a illness that made her lips cracked and sore. The slightest movement of her mouth caused pain ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1294

Quote #1170

"The relativism which is not willing to speak about truth but only about 'what is true for me' is an evasion of the serious business of living. It is the mark of a tragic loss of nerve in our contempo read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
15033

Looking Down Your Nose

Sadly, since becoming a Deacon, Bob looked down his nose at everybody. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Lawn Mower Tattoo

Bob had no clue as to what was really causing his baldness. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
10644

No Jack Stands

"And that, Dr. Feinstein, is why I am at the emergency ward today." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7675

Football Player Storage

It's not easy being on the B squad. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
8545

Nightmare On Elm Street

It was a nightmare to get directions to Elm Street. ... read more..