Monthly Archive

October 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 348 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
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One-liner #0745

Whatever doesn't kill me makes me all like, "Whoa! That was close!"... read more..

Clean Puns
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Marriage Names

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. If Bo Derek married Don Ho. She'd be Bo Ho. If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopr... read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
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Elephant Out of Africa

"Why did I ever leave Africa?" read more..

Funny Pictures
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Sleeping Deer Hunter

Ben's nap came at quite a deer price. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
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Puking Pumpkin

Are you sick of that holiday at the end of October too? (Which shall not be named to try to avoid their Google ads.) ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
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School Bus Dragster

The school zone speed limit in Thurston County is 175 MPH. ... read more..

Funny Signs
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Assume Nothing Cemetery

Assume nothing at Assumption Cemetary. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
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Jenga Game

It's your turn - loser. ... read more..

Funny Signs
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No Smoking On Bus

Smoking will exhaust you. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
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Bring Your Kids Fighter Jets

Bring your kid to work day is pretty wild in the military. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
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The Human Fridge Magnet

Dad, it drew me like a magnet! read more..

Funny Signs
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Funny Pictures
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Llama Golf Caddy

As seen at the Jack Hanna invitational golf tournament. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - October 22, 2011

Today's latest entry in the FunBlog is "Russian Road Surprise" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/russian-road-surprise Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.  ... read more..

FunBlog
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Russian Road Surprise

Russia continues to be a land of mystery and surprise for many people. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
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New Employee Orientation

Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a high-tech company. During the welcoming ceremony, the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the ca... read more..

Clean Puns
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New Clinic

Two chiropractors have formed a partnership to open a new clinic. It's a joint venture.(Ron Arends)  ... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0744

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of coconut, why couldn't he fix a hole in a boat?" read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1197

"A warped sense of humor is vastly better than no sense of humor." read more..

Funny Pictures
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Baby in Hamburger Costume

It was clear that little Lee suffered from a classic edible complex. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
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Useless Invention #6

Useless Invention #6 ... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
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Zebra In Love

How you can tell if a zebra is in love. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
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Oil Change without a Jack

You know, Juan, there are easier ways to jack your car up for an oil change. ... read more..

Funny Signs
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Date Me Sandwich Board

Online dating sites just weren't for Ted. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
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Giant Cheerleader

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
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Cemented Police Car Promotion

Officer Jane had pretty much cemented her chances of getting that promotion. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - October 21, 2011

Today's new entry in the FunBlog is an amazing video of really neat painting method. Big or small, you'll enjoy "Tall Painting by Holton Rower" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/tall-painting-by-holton-row... read more..

FunBlog
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Tall Painting by Holton Rower

This unique method of painting is way cool. Big or small, you will enjoy Tall Painting by Holton Rower! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Martha Raye, Stewardess

I once went for a job at an airline. The interviewer asked me why I wanted to be a stewardess, and I told her -- it would be a great chance to meet men. She looked at me and said, "But you ... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1196

"Many are called, but few actually return the message." read more..