Monthly Archive

October 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 363 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1202

"Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of the tunnel, order more tunnel." - John Quintan read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2220

Appointment Delay

Whenever my aunt went to the doctor, she would complain to me about the long delay she always endured. One day, when my aunt's name was finally called, she was asked to step on the scale. "... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5538

Domino's Pizza

When you have a really big party planned, call Domino's Pizza. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5186

Specific Speed Limit

Hey buddy! I caught you going ten in a 9 and 1/2 zone. Where's the fire? ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
6414

Budget Moving Tape Tip #48

Thanks for the very moving tip. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7961

Hire Education

Sometimes you have to hire those needing higher education. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5548

Child Delinquency

What is happening to our children? ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Do Not Enter Entrance

Open Door Community Church had no idea why they had so few visitors. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
13983

Entrance Only Do Not Enter

It didn't take long for the new pastor to see why Open Baptist Church didn't get many visitors. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1495

Cybersalt News - October 26, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today - a great funny dog video of a doberman who loves his pool slide.  You'll find "Sliding Doberman" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/sliding-doberman There ar... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3706

Sliding Doberman

Here is a doberman that's definitely not all work and no play. He obviously likes this slide - or protecting it from the water anyway. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3558

Nervous Young Minister

A nervous young minister, new to the church, told the flock, "For my text today, I will take the words, 'And they fed five men with five thousand loaves of bread and two thousand fishes... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1201

"As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be mo read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1952

Geometry Homework

"Son, I've asked you before NOT to do your geometry homework at the dinner table!" "But why, Ma?" I asked. "What is wrong with that?" "Look," she said, "the proof is in the pudding."   read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0748

"Debit card goes in, cash comes out. YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT." read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5850

Rush Hour

Swearing in rush hour can only make things worse. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
4903

Idaho Pot For Sale

Duh, I don't know how the cops found us boss! read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5922

Road to Houghton

Houghton always was a little isolated. read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Union Bargaining Sign

Some unions bargain for the most specific of benefits. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Easter Island Mystery

The lesser - known mystery of Easter Island. read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5397

House and Car Decorating

This is what happens when auto detailing meets home decorating. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4998

Bomb Tech

Keep an eye on this guy! ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5314

No Spitting

In fact, don't do it quietly either. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5011

Watch for Ice

If only polar bears could read signs. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4730

Water Check Wedding

I think someone should check the water in Ashley's hometown. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4346

Storks on Strike

Breaking News: Storks Strike! Management turns to postal system to clear backlog. ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
6814

Dog Coaster

Stay Coaster! Good boy. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4338

Wrestling Smelling Salts

Mark had to improvise when coach forgot the smelling salts. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Toilet Training Forever

You aren't the only one that thinks toilet training is taking forever. ... read more..