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Monthly Archive

November 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 48 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
251

Cybersalt News - November 29, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone - and welcome to issue #4600! A number of weeks ago I shared a picture I took in our backyard and in doing so misidentified an insect appearing in it. Well, I've taken anot... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
339

Quote #1964

"Atheism is a strange thing. Even the devils never fell into that vice, for the devils also tremble and believe." - C.H. Spurgeon read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
322

One-Liner #1526

Grandma Cybersalt here. Tim didn't get this one liner, but I liked it so you get to read it... Lockdown can only go 4 ways: You'll come out a monk, a hunk, a chunk or a drunk; choose wisely!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2691

Out Of Step

As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to the man as they marched, he said sarcastically: "Do you know they are all out of... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1849

Bunny Philosophy

The problem: There's a box with a hole at each end, and there's a rabbit in the box. The rabbit sticks his head out of the hole in one end, and a minute later he sticks it out the other end. Half a m... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1443

Childhood

When my wife's sister, Patty, was very young, she was allowed to have her best friend, a boy named Rory, over to spend the night. As the children grew toward adolescence, their parents knew that somed... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3112

Holiday Eating

Here is some diet news just in time for the holidays. (A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. (B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot o... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
351

Quote #1963

  For the beauty of the earth, for the glory of the skies, for the love which from our birth over and around us lies, Christ our Lord, to you we raise this our hymn of grateful praise." - Folli read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
304

One-Liner #1525

Half the lies they tell about me are true!... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2093

A Turkey Says

What does a turkey say? "Gobble, gobble, gobble," right? Not always! A jewelry-lovin' turkey? "Bauble bauble bauble" A dyslexic turkey say? "Boggle boggle boggle" A turkey in the shoe repair shop ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1429

Slow Down Therapy - Part 1

1. Slow down; God is still in heaven. You are not responsible for doing it all yourself, right now. 2. Remember a happy, peaceful time in your past. Rest there. Each moment has richness that takes a read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2434

Turkey Poem

I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn,I ate too much pudding and pie.I'm stuffed up with muffins and too much stuffin'I'm probably going to die. I piled up my plate and I ate and I ate.But I wis... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
257

Cybersalt News - November 22, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! From time to time we are blessed to experience others whose "soul container" is so different than that of ours that the armor of our tired and numb way of valuing others (o... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
468

Quote #1962

"Your best shot at having a beautiful marriage is if both of you make it your goal to become more like Jesus." - Francis Chan read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
307

One-Liner #1524

He knew everything, but that's all.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2477

Or Are They Flies

When they finish a new hive, bees have a house swarming party.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1410

Meeting Others, Loneliness

It is said that when the famous American columnist Dorothy Parker first came to work at The New Yorker, she found herself isolated and lonely in her small office there. Never one to be ignored, she m... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2644

Coffee Cool

I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly. At the window, there was... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2509

Hand Gun Navigation

The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver.  He placed it on top of the instrument panel, then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?" The navigator replied ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
278

Cybersalt News - November 19, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are many ways to show one's passion for chickens, or chicken as the case may be. Here's a fun news story about one man's apparent passion for accurately labeling som... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
245

Cybersalt News - November 26, 2020

Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American subscribers and thank you, Walter, for reminding me! I don't think chickens will be jealous because of loosing the Cybersalt limeli... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
577

Quote #1961

  "Sometimes I joke about what I'd do if I had one day left to live. Eat junk, go crazy, etc. Today it hit me: Jesus knew. And he washed feet." - Steve Bezner read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
308

One-Liner #1523

The best time to do a full day's shopping is in the morning.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2715

Bad Sign

A little boy just couldn't learn. One day his teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For almost a week she asked him the same question every day, but still he co... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2870

Shopping Memory

"I forgot most of what I came to the store to buy," Tom said listlessly. - Walter McLauren read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1171

Modest Dress

"Oh. Doctor!" said the young lady prior to her surgery. "Will the scar show?" "Not when you're dressed for church, miss," replied the doctor. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
223

Cybersalt News - November 15, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! I don't have a video to share with you today. Instead I thought I'd share a fun link with you. When I was little, I was told that if I started digging a hole and kept goin... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
396

Quote #1960

  "When a Christian shuns fellowship with other Christians, the devil smiles. When he stops studying the Bible, the devil laughs. When he stops praying, the devil shouts for joy." - Corrie ten read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
312

One-Liner #1522

When it comes to giving, some men stop at nothing.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2482

Baseball Doctor

As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season. When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that ... read more..

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