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December 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 69 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
233

Cybersalt News - December 17, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I made another person this week. That's right, I incorporated Cybersalt. But don't worry, my plan is not to go all serious and boring here in the Cybersalt Digest or Pearly... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2147

Practical Tricks to Play on Santa

1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding tic read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2485

Good Christmas Intentions

A kindly 90-year-old grandmother found buying presents for family and friends a bit much last Christmas. So she wrote out checks for all of them to put in their Christmas cards. In each card she care... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
394

Quote #1969

'Christmas is most truly Christmas when we celebrate it by giving the light of love to those who need it most." - Ruth Carter Stapleton read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
348

One-Liner #1531

Here I am - now what are your other two wishes?... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1835

Gift Highding

Santa stores all the presents in the pole vault.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2851

Fruit Cake Top Ten

Sincere apologies to all of you who truly enjoy fruitcake. Unfortunately, it has a reputation and too easily becomes material for jokes like this one... 10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
297

It’s All Over But The Lying

The one thing I don't like is when somebody deliberately lies to me.Trust me; this has happened quite a few times in my life. Sometimes, by accident, they say something that isn't true; they just... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
284

Cybersalt News - December 13, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I received some Covid Christmas cheer in the mail the other day from my sister. She is a very talented seamstress, in fact I still wear shirts she mad... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
562

Christmas Is More Than Jingle, Jingle

I have been trying lately to remember my first Christmas. I know my memory isn't perfect, but I thought maybe I could bring up some old memories of my first Christmas. Unfortunately, I couldn't think... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2553

Second Time?

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's very swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
422

Quote #1968

"Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love." - Hamilton Wright Mabi read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
777

One-Liner #1530

The first Christmas was pretty simple ... it's okay if yours is too.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1662

Christmas Signs

Here are some signs seen around Christmas time. Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here." Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club." At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and man... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4049

X-Files Christmas

57 Elm Street Bethlehem, Pa.11:51 p.m., December 24th. "We're too late!  It's already been here." "Mulder, I hope you know what you're doing." "Look, Scully, just like the other homes: Douglas... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1863

Streetcret Ingredient

The weatherman describes this as unseasonable weather. Of course its unseasoned -- that's why the city maintenance crew put salt on it.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3684

A Politically Correct, Legally Safe, ACLU Holiday Greeting

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solst... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
235

Cybersalt News - December 10, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I invited you to share other possible life challenges of being a hermaphroditic snail (to catch up on this saga you will have to read some previous Cybersalt News... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
348

Quote #1967

"Nothing is inferior for being old, and nothing is valuable for being modern." - John Piper read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
342

One-Liner #1529

The time has come to rise above principles!... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2125

Grammar Pants

Trousers: An unusual word. Singular at the top; plural at the bottom.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1301

Easier Life

If Only Life Were More Like a Computer Think of it. . . If you messed up a relationship, you could just press "CTRL, ALT, DELETE" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, you'd simply click ... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
3088

London, England Christmas

Here we have the London, England version of the poem written by Aussie born Londoner Kim Van Wyck and forwarded to me by Terry Blakenship. Twas the night before Christmas, In England, you know,the pl... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
263

Cybersalt News - December 6, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone - especially you PearlyGates subscribers! I have a bumper crop of Christmas items for the PearlyGates list so this month I'm sending it out twice a week as well. Thanks... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2223

Wisemen Top Seven

The Top Seven things overhead on the Wise Men's Journey to Bethlehem: 7 Man, I'm starting to get a rush from this frankincense! 6 You guys ever eat camel meat?  I hear it tastes like goat. 5... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2364

Bubba Claus

Memo From Santa I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas, Alabama, ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
310

Quote #1966

  "When we come across suffering in which there is no deliverance and no illumination, the only thing to do is to be reverent with what we do not understand." - Oswald Chambers, Baffled to Figh read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
323

One-Liner #1528

Let us do for a second time what we refused to do at first; this will avoid setting a precedent.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1872

Maintenance Reminder

A friend of mine bought a new car that sported an on-board computer. One Sunday morning when he got into the car to drive to church, the digital display lit up. Glancing at the readout, he chuckled ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2763

When One Shows Up

A preacher prepared for Sunday morning service, but only one person, a farmer, was there. He asked the farmer, "What do you think we should do?" The farmer replied with a draw, "Well, if only one cow... read more..

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