Monthly Archive

2007

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 795 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1791

Good Morning 10-11

"Let your light so shine before men that they may see your good works and glorify your Father, which is in heaven." - Matthew 5:16   When Jesus sent out His disciples, He called th read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2958

Van Problem

The fist knocking on the door belonged to a cop. Bracing for the worst, the yard foreman opened the door. "Is that yours?" asked the officer, pointing to a company van that was jutting out into the na... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2086

Good Morning 10-11

"Do everything without complaining or arguing, so that you may become blameless and pure, children of  God without fault in a crooked and depraved generation, in which you shine like sta read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2266

Cymatics

Cymatics is is the study of the effects of sound waves on physical items. So stretch out something tight over a speaker, sprinkle some salt and let the good times roll.  By the way, some o read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1838

Good Morning 10-10

"You yourselves are our letter written in our hearts, known and read by all men." - 2 Corinthians 3:2   We are told that the style of our handwriting shows whether we are outgoing read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3286

Got Any Crackers

A duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any crackers? "Bartender says no.Duck walks out.Duck walks in the next day and asks, "Got any crackers?" bar tender says no.Duck walks out.Duck walks in the next ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1907

Good Morning 10-09

"We are His workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works." Ephesians 2:10   Some people have the idea that good works are only great, outstanding things done for the Kingd read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2801

Mom Song

Here is a song that all moms can relate to - "The Mom" song, sung by Anita Renfroe to the tune of the William Tell Overture. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({} read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7942

Miracle Cure

Doctor Bloom who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane. When her ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2588

Hammer Juggling

I'm not sure what this guy would do to a work site's accident safety record, but I'm sure he would be entertaining just the same.  He'd be a great children's entertainer at Home Depot.  Th read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3189

Bathroom Exasperation

As the lone female in our house, I find that certain male habits have really begun to get on my nerves. One day, I emerged from the bathroom completely exasperated when I bumped into my husband."What ... read more..

Thanksgiving
Pastor Tim
3800

Giving Thanks for What You Had

Thanksgiving also includes thanking God for what you had. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20071007.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1885

Good Morning 10-04

"You are the salt of the earth." - Matthew 5:13   One of the fundamental questions pertaining to life is the simple question: "What am I here for?  Why am I in this worl read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1935

Good Morning 10-03

"Remember now your Creator in the days of your youth." Ecclesiastes 12:1   The Creator always has placed a high estimate upon the services of young people in His kingdom. We think read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2450

Train Market

Anybody in the market for a train?  Or is anybody in the train for a market? Either way, this is the place for you. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1840

Good Morning 10-02

"Then Philip opened his mouth and began at the same Scripture and preached unto him Jesus." - Acts 8:35   Do you know Philip? He was not one of the Apostles. He was not an ordaine read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3172

Burglar and Vicar

A burglar broke into a minister's house and told the pastor, "One move and you're dead. I'm looking for money."The vicar replied, "Hang on, let me get a light and I'll help you."... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1928

Good Morning 10-01

"Return to your own house, and tell what great things God has done for you." - Luke 8:39   In today's gospel, we read of a man possessed by many demons who had been wonderfully re read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3654

Evidence of a Change Life

The evidence of a changed life is a changed life.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070923.mp3{/audio} read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3962

Two Counsels

Where do you go when you need direction for life?  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070930.mp3{/audio} read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1873

Good Morning 09-30

EIGHTEENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST   Amos 8:4-7 1 Timothy 2:1-8 Luke 16:1-13 Psalm 113   Our most cherished treasure is revealed in the details of our daily life: our decisions, our read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3547

Eat Green Boxes

Your mission, should you chose to accept it, is pretty simple in this game.  Use the yellow box to eat the great boxes without touching the red boxes.  And, as Forrest Gump would say, "That's all I ha... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2105

Good Morning 09-28

"A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver." - Proverbs 25:11   To speak the proper word at the proper time is indeed a work of art. I heard this several tim read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3317

Cinderella Question

The tax accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2585

V8 Chainsaw

More power, more power!  That's the cry of all real men everywhere as they look for new ways to accidentally remove fingers in industrial accidents. So forget about that traditional Stihl read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1862

Good Morning 09-27

"The LORD shall be my God and this stone, which I have set for a pillar, shall be God's house and of all that Thou shalt give me I will surely give the tenth unto Thee." - Gen. 28:21,22 read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3188

Prescription Check

An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith.""Oh, he did, did he?" ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1954

Good Morning 09-26

"Singing with grace in your hearts to the LORD." - Colossians 3:16   In God's house singing plays a prominent part. Music and song are among God's greatest gifts to man. He who ga read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2489

Cat Can

Curiosity may kill a cat, but just plain old ordinary cat living has its hazards too. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});   read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2039

Good Morning 09-25

"Now Moses said to Hobab son of Reuel, the Midianite, Moses' father-in-law, "We are setting out for the place about which the LORD said, 'I will give it to you.' Come with us and we will read more..