2007 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

12 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3193

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Pink Humvees

Our division had to repaint our Humvees to a sand color for Desert Storm. The result was a pinkish hue, and the jokes began.One wag renamed us the Pink Panzer Division, but the best was the Humvee bum... read more..

12 Dec

Shirley Choat

2349

2 min read

Good Morning 12-12

"Behold, I will send My messenger, and he shall prepare the way before Me." - Malachi 3:1 Through Malachi, the Prophet whose book closes the OT, the LORD gave a prophecy concern read more..

11 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3346

2 min read

Car Cow Sale

A farmer went to town to buy a pickup truck that he saw advertised in the paper for a certain price. After telling the salesman which truck he wanted, they sat down to do the paperwork. The salesman h... read more..

11 Dec

Shirley Choat

2153

2 min read

Good Morning 12-11

"Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion; shout, O daughter of Jerusalem; behold thy King cometh unto thee." - Zechariah 9:9 This Messianic prophecy was fulfilled when Jesus rode into Jeru read more..

10 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2987

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Yiddish Speak

During the first day of Hanukkah, two elderly Jewish men were sitting in a wonderful deli frequented almost exclusively by Jews in New York City. They were talking amongst themselves in Yiddish, the c... read more..

10 Dec

Shirley Choat

2211

2 min read

Good Morning 12-10

"I will shake the nations, and the Desire of all nations shall come." - Haggai 2:7 We have here a Messianic prophecy, a promise of the Savior to come. Jesus Christ is referred t read more..

09 Dec

Shirley Choat

2251

2 min read

Good Morning 12-09

SECOND SUNDAY IN ADVENT Isaiah 11:1-10 Romans 15:4-13 Matthew 3:1-12 Psalm 72 This is day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Imagine a stream of sinners flowing read more..

09 Dec

Christmas

Pastor Tim

4513

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A Table For You

God has a lifetime of victories for us - even in the midst of much that may be against us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20071209.mp3{/audio}... read more..

07 Dec

Shirley Choat

2138

2 min read

Good Morning 12-08

"They brought Daniel and cast him into the den of lions." Daniel 6:16 Daniel got into the lions' den because he continued his custom of praying before the open window. It is sti read more..

06 Dec

Shirley Choat

2132

2 min read

Good Morning 12-07

"As I live, saith the LORD God, I have no pleasue in the death of the wicked, but that the wicked turn from his ways and live." - Exekiel 33:11 One of the most subtle devices of read more..

06 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4344

5 min read

The Reason It's Called Black Friday

I am sitting here nursing a black eye, several bruised ribs, a badly injured shin on each leg and a terribly compromised ego. I am blaming my wife entirely for the condition I am in right now, whi read more..

05 Dec

Shirley Choat

2456

2 min read

Good Morning 12-06

"How wilt thou do in the swelling of Jordan?" - Jeremiah 12:5 Some people do not want to be reminded of the crossing of the river we call Death. They regard it as morbid to do s read more..

05 Dec

Shirley Choat

2347

2 min read

Good Morning 12-05

"And the glory of the LORD shall be revealed." - Isaiah 40:5 Many of you celebrated the First Sunday in Advent last Sunday, marking the beginning of a new church year, ushering in the read more..

02 Dec

Christmas

Pastor Tim

4292

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Adopted Into God's Family

Understanding what adoption meant to the Romans and the Greeks lets us more highly value the adoption God has given us into his family. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20071202.mp3{/audio}... read more..

01 Dec

Shirley Choat

2274

2 min read

Good Morning 12-02

FIRST SUNDAY IN ADVENT Isaiah 2:1-5 Romans 13:11-14 Matthew 24:37-44 Psalm 50:1-15 Today marks the beginning of the season of Advent, a time of preparation, a time of going to read more..

30 Nov

Shirley Choat

2377

2 min read

Good Morning 12-01

"So teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom." - Psalm 90:12 The writer of this Psalm suggests that living beyond 70 is an exception to the rule. An read more..

I'm Thankful For The Small Things In Life

30 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

5408

5 min read

I'm Thankful For The Small Things In Life

Year after year, everybody seems to enjoy Thanksgiving Day. It is a wonderful time of gathering together with family and friends around a table laden with all kinds of goodies imaginable. Of course, i... read more..

30 Nov

Shirley Choat

2454

2 min read

Good Morning 11-30

"In Gibeon the LORD appeared to Solomon in a dream by night; and God said: Ask what I shall give thee," - 1 Kings 3:5 Everything we receive from our fellow men, even from our dea read more..

28 Nov

Shirley Choat

2246

2 min read

Good Morning 11-29

"Thou comest to me with a sword and with a spear and with a shield but I come to thee in the name of the LORD of Hosts." - 1 Samuel 17:45 Young and old are always thrilled by the read more..

28 Nov

Shirley Choat

2163

2 min read

Good Morning 11-28

Dear Friends. A very good friend of ours went to be with the LORD this afternoon. I will not be sending a devotion tonight, instead I will send the message you see below. I will try to get b read more..

27 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2954

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Basketball Trick Shots

Tim Nolan is one amazing guy when it comes to making trick shots with basketballs and juggling. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); read more..

27 Nov

Shirley Choat

2199

2 min read

Good Morning 11-27

HAPPINESS IN THE FAMILY "Thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God." - Ruth 1:16 These beautiful words were spoken by Ruth to her mother-in-law, Naomi. th read more..

26 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3397

2 min read

Cat Musings**********

I think this is pretty much how cats think in their heads - you can tell by the way that they look at you and make you feel like a commoner.To go outside, and there perchance to stayOr to remain withi... read more..

25 Nov

Shirley Choat

2590

2 min read

Good Morning 11-26

"I have a message from God unto thee." - Judges 3:20 Have we had any message from God? We have had not only one, but many. Every Bible in our homes says to us: "I have a me read more..

24 Nov

Shirley Choat

2565

2 min read

Good Morning 11-25

LAST SUNDAY IN THE CHURCH YEAR Jeremiah 23:2-6 Colossians 1:13-20 Luke 23:35-43 Psalm 46 Jesus is recognized as sovereign of the world even on the cross. In the midst of sufferig and death, ... read more..

23 Nov

Shirley Choat

2450

2 min read

Good Morning 11-24

"The LORD has blessed us abundantly." - Joshua 17:14 It is good for us frequently to make what may appear to be a rather trite confession and acknowledge that it is the LORD who read more..

23 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Perpetual Motion Machine

Other than somewhere in the jaw of some teenage girls when talking on their cell phones, a perpetual motion machine has yet to be found. This theory may change all of that if found successful. read more..

23 Nov

Shirley Choat

2449

2 min read

Good Morning 11-23

"Ye shall henceforth return no more that way." - Deuteronomy 17:16 These words are part of the instructions to Israel by Moses. They had been led out of Egypt by the strong arm read more..

22 Nov

Shirley Choat

2388

2 min read

Good Morning 11-22

HAVE A BLESSED THANKSGIVING With grateful hearts upon this day We bow our heads in prayer To thank the LORD of harvest for The blessings that we share: For golden grain to make o read more..

21 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3554

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More, More Church Bulletin Bloopers

The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug abuse."Correction: The following typo appeared in our lastbulletin: 'Lunch will be gin at 12:15.' Please correct to read '12 noon.' "Any church member o... read more..