Monthly Archive

2009

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 258 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2455

The Sliding House

Here is the perfect house for Pastors who's churches insist they live in glass houses.  Your problem is solved - on the slide. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6103

NTSB Report on Flight 1549

Preliminary Accident Report FT 1549.  Captain held responsible for unauthorized actions which resulted in crash says F.A.A.. Subject: NTSB Report on Flight 1549  US Airways violated Federa... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5144

Allergy Medicine

During a revival, the visiting evangelist arrived without his allergy medicine. Our pastor put him in touch with a doctor in our church for an emergency prescription to get him through the week. The ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2329

Let's Play Follow the Weaver

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Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
7473

Making the iPhone work in XP x64

When I lost my Palm Treo 600 (just a few days before my contract expired) I was quite disappointed.  Of all the electronic things I wanted to spend money - that I did not have on - my cell phone ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
10150

The Grandma Test

I was out walking with my 4-year-old granddaughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that."Why?" my gr... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3390

V-Cube

I have no idea how this guy can solve this V-Cube.  Rubik's Cube almost sent me to counseling. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5280

Death To All

Perhaps we have over estimated the threat. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
23787

Amanda Tree

Amanda was going pretty fast when she hit the tree. Thanks to Amanda's grandma, Mary Ann, for sending us this photo.... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
2268

Trusting in Troubled Times

In troubled times don't cut back on your trust in God. {audio}podcast/sm20090222.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2351

There's A Lot to Be Said for Boring

Some people have a hard time with nothing. They get all jittery and nervous and don't know what to do with themselves. I, on the other hand, enjoy nothing better than anything I can read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5698

Laundry Comments

A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean," she said. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2688

Lulin Comet

If you go out to the woods tonight (properly chaperoned of course) and away from the city lights you might just be able to see comet Lulin in the sky.  There is a pretty neat story behind how this com... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2383

Global Newspapers

Here's a really cool link that someone just sent me.  On the page that opens, you can see the front page of many newspapers from around the world.  It's really interesting to see all of the different ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
21377

Pancakes on Tuesday

The most impressive shoving happens at 12:55! ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2801

New Family Ad

I like people who can laugh at themselves - especially if they are really rich and already the target of teasing and primal screams of frustration from every corner of the globe. So enjoy this Micros... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4707

Planting Time

A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some vegetables in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
2397

Start Well

When God calls you to something new, start well! {audio}podcast/sm20090215.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
18382

Anti Bird Strike System

US Airways is trying out a new anti bird strike system. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8961

Rare Steak

Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse to eat. Each was trying to impress the others.The first man ordered his steak "rare -- red rare."The second said, "Just pass mine through the flames and sing... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1919

12 Fingers and 12 Toes

For anyone who knows me and my family, you'll understand why a story about a baby being born with 12 fingers and 12 toes is fun to learn about.  So I'm not poking fun at this kid's genetic differences... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4758

Little Johnny Tested

The school was having trouble with Little Johnny and decided to have him tested by a psychologist.The first question he was asked was, "If I have ten apples and take away five apples, what is the diff... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
2062

Keep Going

When God says go - keep going. {audio}podcast/sm20090208.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4695

School Notes

The following notes from parents excusing their children from attending school have been around a while but if you haven't seen them, I'm sure you will get a kick out of them:"Please excuse Freddie fr... read more..

Misc
Teresa hauber
3327

Resolutions?

  I thought I would share this here.. A little later than most resolution posts but very relevant to my life and to those who see the need to remain resolved... Hello Everyone.. I had a very read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2545

We're going to be in the Hudson

The only reason this is "fun" is because everybody survived the ditching of US Airways Flight 1549 (Cactus 1549) and we all got a new hero - Pilot Chesley Sullenberger.  You have probably already hear... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2643

Bus Jump

At our local speedway (Western Speedway in Victoria, British Columbia) I am known as the Pastor of Disaster.  I've raced in a number of classes since I first hit the track mid-season in 1999. How... read more..

Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
3193

Cybersalt is now "Twitterfied"

Twitter (the world famous micro-blogging site/system) has now been added to the Cybersalt Site. Twitter "Cybersalt" and you'll be immediatley kept up to date on all addtions to the Cybersalt Site.  ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5095

Game Time

A father took his five-year-old son to several baseball games where The Star-Spangled Banner was sung before the start of each game.Then the father and son attended a church on a Sunday shortly before... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
2219

Your Generation to Live In

Each of us has a generation to live faithfully in for God. {audio}podcast/sm20090201.mp3{/audio} ... read more..