Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3546 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
3438

Why I Love the Month of December

It was a wise person who divided the year into 12 months. I really do not know who came up with this idea but let me go on record in saying that it was a good one. Each month seems to have its own pec... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1550

If You'll Be Quiet

It was a hectic day of running errands with my wife and son. As if the stress weren't enough, four-year-old Christopher insisted on asking questions about everything, told me how to drive better, and... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6188

Burger King Bull Wait

Ferdinand was wondering what was taking Bessy so long. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8236

Beach Debate Head

Jimmy's mom warned him this might happen if he kept watching reruns of the presidential debates. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5288

Your Daughter's Blind Date

Your daughter's blind date is here to pick her up. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4995

Bird Hunting Loser

It was very easy to see who lost at rock, paper, scissors. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
10469

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

This is a really long item, but well worth the read! The one present Roy Collette wasn't looking forward to getting for Christmas 1988 was those pants. Yet he knew he was in trouble as soon as the fl... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1550

One-liner #0777

"All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1816

Chess Set Purchase

"Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?" read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4031

Cat's First Car Ride

I knew that dogs love car rides, but who knew a cat would find it so amazing! ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2169

Clean Pun #0023

Why was Santas elf depressed? He had low elf esteem.  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1255

Cybersalt News - December 1, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!  Here is the Cybersaltish news for today. It's that time of the year to bump the Funny Christmas Pictures link higher up on the menu tree.  To start viewing all t... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
6390

Crustacean Tree

Merry Christmas from the Crustacean family. ... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
6090

Christmas Eve Cookies

Who did you think was eating the cookies on Christmas Eve? ... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
6355

Bottle Tree

After his first Christmas at the church, the pulpit committee wished they had contacted some of Pastor Tim's personal references. ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
10535

Last Minute Christmas Shopping Cartoon

Last minute christmas shopping. There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5216

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1529

One-liner #0776

"The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2204

Full Empty Room

Know why a room full of married people looks so empty? There's not a single person in it.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1479

Quote #1229

"Promises are like babies: Fun to make but hard to deliver." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1168

Cybersalt News - November 30, 2011

I am happy to report I have found a way to reactivate the Random Joke Page on the Cybersalt site. You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/clean-jokes/random-jokes Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6920

Favorite Candy

Our phone rang late one night, and my wife Nancy picked it up. She said, "KitKat," and hung up. "Who was that?" "Some boy for Carolyn," she said, referring to our daughter. "What now?" I asked. "H... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1333

Quote #1228

"You know you're old if you can remember when bacon, eggs and sunshine were good for you." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1530

One-liner #0775

People at my workplace have started a funny new tradition where they put names on food in the office fridge - today I ate sandwich called Mark.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5568

Captain Kirk Ears

Q: How many ears does Captain Kirk of Star Trek have? A: Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1250

Cybersalt News - November 29, 2011

As we approach Christmas, keep in mind that some of your short term festivity may have long term consequences - as you can imagine in "The Cat's Christmas Revenge" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3966

Marry An Actor

An aspiring young actor asked a young lady's father if he could have his daughter's hand in marriage. The father said, "I would never let my daughter marry an actor." The actor said, "Sir, I think yo... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1411

Quote #1227

"I like Christmas presents, Christmas music, Christmas trees, Christmas cards. I like the Christmas spirit. What I don’t like is the way people, whose only interest in Christmas is money, have moved i read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2446

Holiday Overeating

"He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1561

One-liner #0774

"Half the people you know are below average." read more..