Monthly Archive

It was a wise person who divided the year into 12 months. I really do not know who came up with this idea but let me go on record in saying that it was a good one. Each month seems to have its own pec... read more..

It was a hectic day of running errands with my wife and son. As if the stress weren't enough, four-year-old Christopher insisted on asking questions about everything, told me how to drive better, and... read more..

Ferdinand was wondering what was taking Bessy so long. ... read more..

Jimmy's mom warned him this might happen if he kept watching reruns of the presidential debates. ... read more..

Your daughter's blind date is here to pick her up. ... read more..

It was very easy to see who lost at rock, paper, scissors. ... read more..

This is a really long item, but well worth the read! The one present Roy Collette wasn't looking forward to getting for Christmas 1988 was those pants. Yet he knew he was in trouble as soon as the fl... read more..

"All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand." read more..

"Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?" read more..

I knew that dogs love car rides, but who knew a cat would find it so amazing! ... read more..

Why was Santas elf depressed? He had low elf esteem.  ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!  Here is the Cybersaltish news for today. It's that time of the year to bump the Funny Christmas Pictures link higher up on the menu tree.  To start viewing all t... read more..

Merry Christmas from the Crustacean family. ... read more..

Who did you think was eating the cookies on Christmas Eve? ... read more..

After his first Christmas at the church, the pulpit committee wished they had contacted some of Pastor Tim's personal references. ... read more..

Last minute christmas shopping. There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com ... read more..

So much for bartering. read more..

"The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends." read more..

Know why a room full of married people looks so empty? There's not a single person in it.... read more..

"Promises are like babies: Fun to make but hard to deliver." read more..

I am happy to report I have found a way to reactivate the Random Joke Page on the Cybersalt site. You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/clean-jokes/random-jokes Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Our phone rang late one night, and my wife Nancy picked it up. She said, "KitKat," and hung up. "Who was that?" "Some boy for Carolyn," she said, referring to our daughter. "What now?" I asked. "H... read more..

"You know you're old if you can remember when bacon, eggs and sunshine were good for you." read more..

People at my workplace have started a funny new tradition where they put names on food in the office fridge - today I ate sandwich called Mark.... read more..

Q: How many ears does Captain Kirk of Star Trek have? A: Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.... read more..

As we approach Christmas, keep in mind that some of your short term festivity may have long term consequences - as you can imagine in "The Cat's Christmas Revenge" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas... read more..

An aspiring young actor asked a young lady's father if he could have his daughter's hand in marriage. The father said, "I would never let my daughter marry an actor." The actor said, "Sir, I think yo... read more..

"I like Christmas presents, Christmas music, Christmas trees, Christmas cards. I like the Christmas spirit. What I don’t like is the way people, whose only interest in Christmas is money, have moved i read more..

"He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey." read more..

"Half the people you know are below average." read more..