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Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1441 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3203

What Kind Of Spider Is This?

My secretary informed me there was a big spider in the kitchen sink in the basement of our church. As I carried out this act of chivalry I wondered, "What kind of spider is t... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3937

Lawn Ornaments

Customer at a counter of a lawn ornament shop: "Give me four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of the sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandma in bloomers." Cashier reply's:... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1302

Quote #1376

"Better that I find you, God, and leave the questions unanswered, than to find the answers without finding you."- Aurelius Augustinus read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1952

Powerful Super Heroes

The Man of Steel and Iron Man are powerful alloys. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1915

One-liner #0928

"A lot of people cry when they chop onions, but the trick is not to form an emotional bond." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
930

Cybersalt News - August 9, 2013

There are 2 new pages on the Cybersalt Site today.  The first one I found very inspiring to watch.  You'll find "Big Universe" at:www.cybersalt.org/videos/big-universe The other video is si... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2533

Home Is Like That

A woman was at home with her children when the telephone rang.  In going to answer it, she tripped on a rug, grabbed for something to hold on to and seized the telephone table.  It fell ove... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4138

Golf Comeback

(This joke is based on an actual event which is a part of golf lore around the world). A golfer is playing a round of golf with his buddies. On the sixth hole, a hole over water, he proceeds to flub read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1998

Invitation

A nurse on the pediatric ward, before listening to the little ones chests, would plug the stethoscope into their ears and let them listen to their own hearts. Their eyes would always light up with awe... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1622

One-liner #0927

"Always bring a nail file, scissors, tweezers, a corkscrew, a toothpick and a bottle opener to a knife fight." - The Swiss Army read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1266

Quote #1375

"It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching."- Francis of Assisi read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3764

Roman Numerals

Fancy Roman Numerals? No sir, not on my watch!... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
2611

Big Universe

"God made man small and the universe big to say something about himself."- John Piper read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
6557

Cat Shark

This video is simply too bizarre to adequately describe in words. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
922

Cybersalt News - August 8, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Bun Warmer" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bun-warmer Enjoy the rest of today's mailing... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5760

Bun Warmer

As soon as the meat is finished you can warm your buns. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3966

Talking Horse

A jogger, running down a country road, is startled as a horse yells at him, "Hey! Come over here, buddy!" The jogger is stunned, but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks, "Are ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1545

Do You Have a Life?

Have you ever been embarrassed by misunderstanding something somebody said? It happened to me a few days ago. I was on a public bus. I was bored, so I was playing Tetris on my cell phone. An elderly... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1678

One-liner #0926

"You may say that I'm a dreamer: the clinical term is narcoleptic." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1330

Quote #1374

"Pray, and let God worry."- Martin Luther read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2551

Origami Tutor

I hired a private origami tutor and I must say the quality of my work has improved tenfold! read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
939

Cybersalt News - August 7, 2013

Yesterday was a dusty day at Cybersalt World Headquarters.  CWH is located next to a really large gravel pit which is being developed for houses. At first glance I thought there was a light fog r... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4113

Pet Lobsters

After a day fishing in the ocean, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket.  He is approached by the game warden who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1706

Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Dated

Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Dated ~ Never date anyone who is rude to the waiter/waitress. ~ Never date anyone who is rude to their mother. ~ If they have a tendency to be rude to you now, just... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1456

Quote #1373

"Do not expect always to get an emotional charge or a feeling of quiet peace when you read the Bible. By the grace of God you may expect that to be a frequent experience, but often you will get no emo read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1643

One-liner #0925

"When one door closes another one opens, you should really get that cabinet fixed." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2524

Karl Marx's Tomb

Karl Marx's tomb is a communist plot.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4910

Goober Hunters Flying

Two Goober hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting.  They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls.  The pilot came back as arranged to pic... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1298

Refs and Hot Moms

  This article page features a cartoon illustration of Song of Solomon for Referees read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1101

Young Stag

  This article page features Song of Solomon 2:9 paraphrased with a nightmare vision read more..

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