2013 - Monthly Archive

06 Aug

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1996

No Condemnation

This article page features a cartoon illustration of Romans 8:1 where there is no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus read more..

06 Aug

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2357

Acts Herod Worms

This article page features a bible cartoon from Acts 12:23 where evil King Herod is struck down and eaten by worms read more..

05 Aug

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1544

I have sore feet tonight after spending the day at the Royal Ontario Museum. A group of friends joined us to spend Esther’s second-last day in Toronto together, and it was great to finally check... read more..

05 Aug

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

0

A Day at the ROM

I have sore feet tonight after spending the day at the Royal Ontario Museum. A group of friends joined us to spend Esther’s second-last day in Toronto together, and it was great to finally check... read more..

04 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1124

Jesus' Better Ministry

Jesus' ministry as High Priest is better than that of the high priests descended from Aaron. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130804.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20130804.mp3... read more..

04 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1308

Cybersalt News - August 4, 2013

Sunday greetings everyone. It's been an long time since I sent out a Sunday mailing. The Westside Bible Church web site is up to date with recordings of my messages from recent months. I'... read more..

03 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

13293

More Church Bulletin Humor

*More Church Bulletin Humor* Sermon Outline:I. Delineate your fearII. Disown your fearIII. Displace your rear - Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch. - If you would like to make a dona read more..

03 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1354

Cybersalt News - August 3, 2013

There is a new page in the FunBlog today. Have you ever wondered what happens when you aren't around? You'll see what the bears are doing at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/bears-play Enjoy the... read more..

02 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3549

Bears Play

Have you ever wondered what happens when you aren't around? Here's what the bears are doing. ... read more..

02 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3150

Prime of Life

I'm in the prime of my life: in that 53 is an irreducible integer. read more..

02 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1855

Family Moving

When my father-in-law decided to move after his retirement, he invited us to his home to take a few pieces of furniture he wanted us to have. One item was beautiful but very heavy - an antique dining... read more..

Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car

02 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4908

Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car

*Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car* 10. Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags. 9. The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill. 8. The hi-tech stereo system o read more..

02 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1690

Quote #1372

“Don’t bother to give God instructions; just report for duty.”- Corrie ten Boom (1892 – 1983)... read more..

02 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1443

Cybersalt News - August 2, 2013

It's official! The month of July saw record precipitation (zero) and a record 431 metric hours of sunshine (the equivalent of 3017 dog hours or 125 dog days of summer) at Cybersalt World Headqua... read more..

01 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1861

Idealism

My friend Julie and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places, Julie made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. "As an envi... read more..

01 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1852

One-liner #0923

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute - I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date." read more..

01 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2310

Phone Card

I tried to call you the other day from a pay phone, but I put in my donor card instead of my calling card. It cost me an arm and a leg. ... read more..

01 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1417

Quote #1371

"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere." read more..

01 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3883

Johnny In The Garden

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale. "No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms!"... read more..

01 Aug

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

300

Three Things Thursday [Vol. 19]

Ah how I love the miscellany I get to write about on Thursdays! From daily life to spiritual life to sarcastic reflections on pregnancy, it’s just so nice to have this outlet for sharing three t... read more..

01 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1419

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, it's been a while (May 9) since the last Cybersalt mailing. Here are some of the highlights that kept Cybersalt Headquarters humming. Our grandson visited us fo... read more..

01 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2945

Practical Marriage

A Pastor was called to a local nursing home to perform a wedding. An anxious old man met him at the door. The pastor sat down to counsel him. The Pastor asked several questions. ... read more..

01 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1827

One Nice Person

I was headed to Cincinnati Ohio. The plane was due to leave at 5pm. I was to connect to a flight from Charlotte, NC at 7:10, and from Charlotte fly to Cincinnati. It was raining. The flight was late... read more..

01 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1557

Quote #1370

"Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good."- C. S. Lewis read more..

01 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2554

Type A Blood

They said I have Type A blood but it was a Type O. read more..

01 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1834

One-liner #0922

“They all laughed when I said I’d become a comedian - well, they’re not laughing now!”- Bob Monkhouse read more..

31 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3800

Good News

*Good News* The parachute company says you'll get a full refund. They say the house didn't float very far at all. The "National Enquirer" just loved those pictures of you at work. Jerry Springer read more..