Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1441 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2707

Going to a Lecture

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.  As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.  "What are you doing out here at 2 A... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1768

Tennis Ball Lesson

A college professor had the mysterious habit of removing a tennis ball from his jacket pocket as he walked into the lecture hall each morning. He would set it on the corner of the podium. After giving... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1706

Quote #1387

"A monument only says, 'At least I got this far,' while a footprint says, 'this is where I was when I moved again.'"- William Faulkner. read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2985

Sleep

Sleep: There's a nap for that! read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1804

One-liner #0939

My pillow is my hair stylist.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3861

Zeek's Hang Glider

In the back woods of Gooberland, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Ol' Zeek, however, decided to save up and bought himself a hang-glider. He took it to the highest mountain and after strug... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1260

Cybersalt News - October 24, 2013

This is a shout-out to Daniel Redd Jones who left the following note on the Cybersalt Facebook Fanpage - "I am honestly surprised that your page doesn't have more likes! Lol, you were my favorite webs... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3950

Traffic Jam Prank

There is stuck in traffic and then there is STUCK in traffic.  This is a great prank. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1685

Doctor's Bill

Jill received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $900 fee for the anesthesiologist. She called his office to demand an explanation. "Is this some kind of mis... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1543

Quote #1386

"I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity."- Tom Stoppard read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2488

Average

Calling someone average is mean. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1974

One-liner #0938

If I don't clean my home soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded people for a Febreeze commercial.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7185

Trapper's Stove

An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern Canada. Suddenly, the temperature dropped and a furious snowstorm was upon them. They came across an isolated ... read more..

Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
5574

Thanks for Subscribing!

Thanks for subscribing! You don't have to wait for the next edition to arrive before you can enjoy content from Cybersalt.  The newsletter archives are waiting for you to start exploring. To vi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1226

Cybersalt News - October 23, 2013

I spent about 90 minutes in a cold, damp, foggy cemetery yesterday recording Cybersalt Shaker Episode #008. So far as videos in cemeteries go it was pretty uneventful - though one squirrel was clearly... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
4143

Liking and Loving the Bad - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #008

Liking news of a good man's death on Facebook prompts Pastor Tim to shine a new light on Romans 12:19-21. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3430

Squirrel Solution

There were three country churches in a small Texas town: the Presbyterian church, the Lutheran church and the Catholic church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1810

Power Of Suggestion

The customer in the Italian restaurant was so pleased that he asked to speak to the chef. The owner proudly led him into the kitchen and introduced him to the chef. "Your veal parmigiana was superb,"... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1504

Quote #1385

“Here’s what’s surprising about making sense of your life in God’s story: the story is not about you—it’s about him. He is both the author and the main character, and he has written you into his story... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2391

My Other Car

I'd say my other car is a limousine, but that would be a stretch.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1714

One-liner #0937

I can't believe all the singles in my area that want to meet me - it's probably because of all the iPads I've won!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3246

Pop Please

While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She also had her seven-year-old son with her. Everyone gathered around the baby, and the little boy asked, "Mommy,... read more..

Help Us Build Your Site
Pastor Tim
18020

Adding FaceBook Social Plugins to Your Joomla Site

The purpose of this page is to demonstrate the number of FaceBook social plugins available to put on your Joomla site. Cybersalt uses the JFBConnect extension for easily putting FaceBook social plugi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1226

Cybersalt News - October 21, 2013

It has been super foggy around Cybersalt World Headquarters the last 4 or 5 days!  It has made for some grey days but has also provided opportunity to play around with videoing the heavily filter... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3923

Nun on the Run

A nun stepped out of the doctor's office, saying her rosary rather loudly as she hurried down the hospital corridor. Another doctor witnessed this, and went to ask her doctor about it. "Hey, what ha... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2867

Hypo Beyond the End

Mrs. Smith was a hypochondriac.  Dr. Jones was fed up with her constant complaints about non-existent illnesses, so he started palming her off with a mild sedative to keep her happy. One day she... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1576

Quote #1384

"Lust may be the best example of sin's pattern of over-promising, under-delivering, and ensnaring." - Brad Hambrick read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2361

Following Jesus

Jesus: Follow me Many of Us: How about I go to a building once a week for a couple of hours and we call it good? Jesus: Huh?... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5116

Bouquet Toss

When they tossed the bouquet at the hypochondriac wedding everybody caught something.  ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1805

One-liner #0936

The last time I took advice, it only worked because I changed it.... read more..