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"What messes our life up most is the expectation of what our life is supposed to look like." - Ann Voskamp read more..

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at a time.... read more..

Finding a burnt out starter motor is a moment of wreck ignition.... read more..

*How to speak English Properly* Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. It is wrong to ever split read more..

On some air bases, the military is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day, on just such a field, the tower recei... read more..

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Towing Fail" at:www.cybersalt.org/3rdf And if your are looking for a new game to play with your friends, why not try the "... read more..

Towing: You're doing it wrong. ... read more..

The interviewer examined the job application then turned to the prospective employee. "I see you have put ASAP down for the date you are available to start, meaning as soon as possible, of course. Ho... read more..

Remember when the US election took so long to decide back in November of 2000?  Here's a classic joke from that time. London, 8th November 2000. To the citizens of the United States of America,... read more..

What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?... read more..

Sorry I ate all the chips: It was a snaccident.... read more..

"Smiling has always been easier than explaining why you're sad." read more..

Motherhood is a ministry model for how we should treat others in the church. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140511.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

I added a really touching video to the ISN site today.  Michael Mullins is a 38-year-old diehard Boston Red Sox fan who has Down Syndrome.  He recently wowed the crowd at Fenway Park when he... read more..

A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up as the lights came on. An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to he... read more..

"If you're bold enough to say you don't want your church to grow you should be the one who tells God to stop having kids." - @rev_norespect read more..

"I’m leaving Pamplona, in search of no-bull pursuits." read more..

"I'm probably not going to get accepted into the optimist club." read more..

For those computer literate souls out there: ISDN - It Still Does Nothing APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI - System Can't See It DOS - Defective Operating System BASIC - Bill'... read more..

Spring is in air. I really have to stop trying to fix my own watch.... read more..

There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Hush Puppy" at:www.cybersalt.org/3ruu Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

What my friend means to say is, "No, we haven't seen your shoes." ... read more..

"The God who created us is better than the God we've created." read more..

I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.... read more..

What's a Goober? Often, after reading a joke on my site or in one of my humor lists, people e-mail me and ask, "Pastor Tim, what's a Goober?" To satisfy many people's curiosity, I've included a pict... read more..

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: www.cybersalt.org/3ruk Goober airlines, Flight 101, is coming in for a landing, and the pilot is freaking out. ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you to everyone for your comments about the www.independentsportsnews.com web site that I have been helping develop these last number of months.  For those ... read more..

MIDDLESBROUGH, England - Yvonne Stubbs has decided to give up smoking, not for health reasons, but to help cure her pet dog's 20-a-day addiction to cigarettes. Her dog Patch, a Jack Russell, immediat... read more..

A little girl and a little boy were at daycare one day.The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Billy, want to play house?"He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"Sally replied, "I want you to co... read more..

"The degree to which we understand the depth of our own forgiveness is the degree to which we'll forgive others." read more..