Monthly Archive

2014

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 141 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2178

Sheep Bullets

Sheep may safely graze: bullets may not.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1821

One-liner #0951

I love you more than coffee, but not always before coffee.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6295

Rejected Rejection

Re: Rejected Rejection Dear Ms. Ezell: Thank you for your letter of July 17. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment&nb... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1023

A People Of Hope in the Midst of Suffering

In the midst of suffering, followers of Jesus can still live in hope, remembering that God has not abandoned them. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140504.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6992

Hawaii or Havaii

These two persons are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced 'Havaii,' or 'Hawaii.' So there they stood arguing and arguing, until they decided to ask a person that was walking by. So t... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3343

Christian Tingle

Here's a wonderful satire of online Christian dating sites. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1295

Cybersalt News - May 2, 2014

Greetings and salutations from the land of the lost - well the land of the lost in other things that is! Some of you have been inquiring about where on earth I am and wondering if something has happe... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
3844

Mountain Cast into Sea

this article page is to feature the power of prayer faith to cast a mountain into the sea as taught by Jesus in Mark 11:23 read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1338

Set Free to Live Free

God has set us free to live free.(With apologies for the poor audio quality of this recording.) Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140427.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Easter
Pastor Tim
1349

Easter Skeleton

A look at the skeleton of basic mechanisms behind the need for Jesus to die for us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140420.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
3021

Easter Adaptation of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah"

This is the world video premiere of Kelley Mooney's approved spiritual lyrical adaptation of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah". She was accompanied by the Chorale Voce dell' Anima at the Monument Lefebvre ... read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
1232

Walking By in Front of Us

A look at the incredible reality of Who walked by in front of the crowd at the first Palm Sunday parade. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140413.mp3{/audio}  ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1085

Dead End Time

Dr. Harold McNabb preaches from John chapter 4 and reminds us that at the end of a dead end road it's time so say, "Enough" and call out to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140406.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1041

Christians and Vaccinations

The vast majority of Christian opposition to vaccinations is a fear based response to and/or misdirected passion for cultural myths and conspiracies. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140330.mp3{/au... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
4595

Magic for Dogs

These dogs have learned to not bite the slight of hand that feeds them.  ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1152

Banquet Living - What to Wear

To experience the rich banquet life that God has for us, it's important to trust in the righteousness He has provided for us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140323.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1095

Banquet Living - Who to Invite

To experience the rich banquet life that God has for us, it's important to reach out to those who cannot pay us back. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140316.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1002

Banquet Living - Where to Sit

To experience the rich banquet life that God has for us, it's important to know where to sit. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140302.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Software
Pastor Tim
2827

Making Screenshots (Screen Capture)

Sometimes the best way to show what you are trying to explain is a screenshot of what you are looking at.  Here is a tutorial on how to make a screenshot of your computer screen.  ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1149

With the End In Mind

Dr. Lech Bekesza preaches on how our appointment with death is a good reminder to live for the day when God gives a verdict on our lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140302.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1014

Our Part in Kingdom Building

Dr. Lech Bekesza preaches on our role in building the Kingdom of God.(Our apologies for the poor audio quality of this recording.  This was picked up through our ambient mic after the speaker's l... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1272

Our Role In Others Believing

People believe because they've heard the truth, not because they've seen a sign. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140216.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
3127

Falling Plates

 A short film about life, death & hope.   read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1130

Love Keeps No Records

Love does not keep a logical list of theories why people do the things they do. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140209.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20140209.mp3">   ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1218

A Blood Match For Us

The blood of Jesus is the perfect and only match for what our soul needs. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140202.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20140202.mp3">   ... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
3302

Winter Scripture

  a scripture capturing the frame of mind of most minnesota residents in the winter months read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1263

Cybersalt News - January 29, 2014

It has been almost 4 weeks since I last mailed out the Cybersalt Digest and Pearlygates newsletters. I've been working on a bunch of web projects for people this month.  There is one in particula... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4112

Cussing Deacon

A preacher had a deacon in his church who had a bad habit of cussing. In his attempt to help the deacon overcome this terrible habit, the preacher decided he should spend some personal time with him.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5743

How Cold is it?

An annotated thermometer: (degrees Fahrenheit, then Celsius) +50 / +10* New York tenants turn on the heat* Thunder Bayites plant gardens +40 / +4* Californians shiver uncontrollably* Canadians sunb... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1802

Bedside Manner

The doctor was making her rounds and walked into the semi-private room in the hospital to examine old Mrs. Williams. After the exam in her best professional voice, she said smoothly, "You are coughin... read more..

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