Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1324 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3361

Speedy Comeback

The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1149

One-liner #1138

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie; after a while it won't feel like you're alone anymore.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
5953

Quote #1586

"Most of life's great changes are preceded by chaos." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
807

Cybersalt News - October 30, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder was recently phoned by some computer scammers and he took it as an opportunity to have some fun.  You can read "How Did the Devil Get My Cell Phone N... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2147

Directions to Our Father's House

*Directions to Our Father's House* Make a Right onto "Believing Blvd." Keep straight and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ. From there, you must turn onto the "Bridge of Faith," whi read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3464

Houdini Wannabe

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1832

How Did the Devil Get My Cell Phone Number?

I am not one easily rattled. When I am rattled, look out for anything can happen. For the most part, I try to stay calm, cool and collected. Then there are times when I have had enough and I am not g... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1487

Quote #1585

"As followers of Christ we do not have the freedom to say anything we want, to blurt out whatever is on our mind." - Tim Cameron read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3771

Angles

Are you cold?? Go sit in the corner; it's 90 degrees! ... Isn't that acute joke?... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1270

One-liner #1137

You can't make everyone happy; you are not pizza.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4066

Beethoven Buried

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.  A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1725

Sympathy

Rod and one of his fellow soldiers were assigned to wax the floors of their barracks. They'd heard that if they got the wax really hot, it would just glide across the floor, cutting their labor time i... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3943

Piranha Spell

While my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked me how to spell "piranha." I told him I was unsure. To my delight, he went to the dictionary to solve his probl... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
788

Cybersalt News - October 27, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Wave pools are a lot of fun to swim in - unless they are used for ocean testing. You'll see what I mean when you watch "FloWave Exhibition" in the FunBlog at:www.cybersalt.... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2033

FloWave Exhibition

 Here's a wave pool you may enjoy swimming in - or not! read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1644

The Science of You

You matter, unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light ... then you energy!... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1259

One-liner #1136

Choose a degree in something you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life, because that field probably isn't hiring.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2080

Quote #1584

"How we walk with the broken speaks louder than how we sit with the great." - Bill Bennot read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
740

Hallowed Be Your Name - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us that God's name shoud be treated as holy. Just as our names are important to us because they are who we are, so to are the names of God. Listen Online: {audio}p read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
885

Cybersalt News - October 23, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Today the Cybersalt Site is revisiting a Rev. James Snyder devotional. It touches on a topic near and dear to many of you - coffee. You can read "A Cup Of Joe Says A Lot Ab... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3763

A Cup Of Joe Says A Lot About Us

This week I came face-to-face with a genuine dilemma. I had several meetings across town and for some reason I miscalculated and ended up with a 2-1/2 hour gap between meetings. I hate to waste time, ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1824

Poor Health

I sat there waiting for my new doctor to make his way through the file that contained my very extensive medical history. After he finished all seventeen pages, he looked at me and said, "You look bet... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3720

Matching Shoes

John and Nancy were married for 40 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows and planned a second wedding. They were discussing the details with their friends. Nancy wasn't going to wear a tr... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1376

Quote #1583

"If any man thinks ill of you, do not be angry with him; for you are worse than he thinks you to be." - Charles H. Spurgeon read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1525

Missing Digits

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1244

One-liner #1135

If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
788

Cybersalt News - October 20, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! My son-in-law, Matt Sampson, loves soccer. For that reason I like soccer as a thing someone I love enjoys. The newest Funny Sign on the Cybersalt site today might be an int... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
3244

Exciting Soccer

Finally, a way to make soccer exciting! ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1213

Quote #1582

"Our society strives to avoid any possibility of offending anyone - except God." - Billy Graham read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1977

Communication in Marriage

My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man. When Michael began a tale, which I was sure he had told before, I gave him a kick under the table. There was no... read more..