Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1317 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Trooper Delivery

One day a State Trooper was pulling off an expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto the street at the end of the ramp, he noticed someone at a chicken place getting into his car. The driver ... read more..

Inspiration
Pastor Tim
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Operation Wheelchair

When Staff Sergeant Mark Horsley went undercover on the notorious Downtown Eastside of Vancouver, Canada he found something surprising. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 4, 2016

When I moved from Toronto to Vancouver Island (Canada's balmiest climate) I realized that all my life I had been an Westerner trapped in an Easterner's body. Growing up I sometimes wondered if I could... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Trains Plowing Through Snow

I don't know about you, but I get a warm feeling when I see trains plowing through cold snow.  ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Mute Golf

A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read "I am mute. I am not able to speak. May I play through, please?" The first man a... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1444

"In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy."~ William Blake read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Flamingo Act

When my wife wanted me to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Remarriage

Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school 40 years ago. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, "Did you manage to live a well planned life?" "Oh yes," ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0995

So I just read Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine; apparently it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $10 cup of coffee.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Deer Hunting

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" "Henry h... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3407
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Never Too Old

Two elderly gentlemen were visiting.  "I guess you're never too old," the first one boasted. "Why just yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested in dating me.  But to be perfe... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 2, 2016

I'm back. I had hoped to keep sending out mailings while Mrs. Cybersalt and I were back east in Toronto (visiting our daughter, son-in-law, and grandson) but fun family times trumped fun computer time... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Earthly Treasures

Showing his friend around his his home, Fred started to point out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage. "The day before I die, I'm going to sell ever... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1443

"Faith is saying, 'Here I am' before we know our mission. Fear is wanting to know our mission before we say, 'Here I am.'" - Leonard Sweet read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Martial Arts

Martial Arts: I use my boxing skills sparringly.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0994

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Moving Label

Having moved 15 times during our 37-year marriage, my husband and I appreciate movers who take the time to label carefully boxes they pack for us. The accuracy of labels can make a huge difference wh... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 18, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I haven't mentioned this here yet, but my church has graciously and sacrificially given me a 6 month sabbatical, which began yesterday. The day started out very early with ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0993

I misplaced my thesaurus and feel terrible; just terrible, really terrible.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1442

"Christians should not be optimists; we know too much about sin. We should also not be pessimists, for we know the living God." - Timothy Keller read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Brain vs Brawn

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes,... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Remove Child

Just in case some people go too far trying to save water! ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1441

"God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart form Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing." - C.S. Lewis read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Accents

About a year ago my sister, who lives in Virginia, was talking with her four year old son, Brent. He was asking her why all their relatives from Wisconsin talk funny and sound like their noses are pl... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Contractor

My job is in the Aerospace Industry, and it's always been a challenge to explain what kind of work I do. At one gathering, I tried several unsuccessful attempted explanations before deciding to be a read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Inspiration

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"   read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0992

I didn’t sleep well last night so I made my coffee this morning with Red Bull instead of water.  I was half way to work when I realized I forgot my car. read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Hate Your Enemies: You have heard that it was said

Jesus clarifies what God's desire is for our hearts in regard to our enemies. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20160214.mp3{/audio} read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0991

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his head.   read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1440

"If you do not believe in regeneration, if you do not see its utter absolute necessity, then I do not see that you have any right to regard yourself as a Christian. If you do not see that you are so read more..