Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1324 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6679

Window Washer

There was a gentleman in the hospital bed next to me. He was covered with bandages from head to toe.  I said to him, "What do you do for a living?" He said, "I'm a former window washer." I ask... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1709

Friendly Correction

Correction from a friend can be a difficult blow, but will bring relief to your soul: call it a succour punch.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2240

Freckles are Beautiful, Aging, True Beauty

An older woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were waiting in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1460

One-liner #0996

I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, will, read, this, like William, Shatner.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1365

Quote #1445

If we want to face ISIS, "our love needs to be more powerful than our sermons." - Johnnie Moore, March 1, 2016, Greater Toronto East Prayer Breakfast read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
943

Cybersalt News - March 6, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. Since resuming the Cybersalt newsletters I have not yet mentioned a new role that Mrs. Cybersalt and I have taken on together in our association of churches (www.agcofcanad... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3160

Card Dog

A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. "This is a very smart dog," the man commented. "He's not so sm... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3257

Trooper Delivery

One day a State Trooper was pulling off an expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto the street at the end of the ramp, he noticed someone at a chicken place getting into his car. The driver ... read more..

Inspiration
Pastor Tim
1271

Operation Wheelchair

When Staff Sergeant Mark Horsley went undercover on the notorious Downtown Eastside of Vancouver, Canada he found something surprising. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
997

Cybersalt News - March 4, 2016

When I moved from Toronto to Vancouver Island (Canada's balmiest climate) I realized that all my life I had been an Westerner trapped in an Easterner's body. Growing up I sometimes wondered if I could... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3342

Trains Plowing Through Snow

I don't know about you, but I get a warm feeling when I see trains plowing through cold snow.  ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2772

Mute Golf

A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read "I am mute. I am not able to speak. May I play through, please?" The first man a... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1754

Quote #1444

"In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy."~ William Blake read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2348

Flamingo Act

When my wife wanted me to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1814

Remarriage

Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school 40 years ago. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, "Did you manage to live a well planned life?" "Oh yes," ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1490

One-liner #0995

So I just read Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine; apparently it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $10 cup of coffee.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7181

Deer Hunting

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" "Henry h... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2797

Never Too Old

Two elderly gentlemen were visiting.  "I guess you're never too old," the first one boasted. "Why just yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested in dating me.  But to be perfe... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
867

Cybersalt News - March 2, 2016

I'm back. I had hoped to keep sending out mailings while Mrs. Cybersalt and I were back east in Toronto (visiting our daughter, son-in-law, and grandson) but fun family times trumped fun computer time... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1917

Earthly Treasures

Showing his friend around his his home, Fred started to point out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage. "The day before I die, I'm going to sell ever... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1523

Quote #1443

"Faith is saying, 'Here I am' before we know our mission. Fear is wanting to know our mission before we say, 'Here I am.'" - Leonard Sweet read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2230

Martial Arts

Martial Arts: I use my boxing skills sparringly.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1362

One-liner #0994

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3554

Moving Label

Having moved 15 times during our 37-year marriage, my husband and I appreciate movers who take the time to label carefully boxes they pack for us. The accuracy of labels can make a huge difference wh... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
958

Cybersalt News - February 18, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I haven't mentioned this here yet, but my church has graciously and sacrificially given me a 6 month sabbatical, which began yesterday. The day started out very early with ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1533

One-liner #0993

I misplaced my thesaurus and feel terrible; just terrible, really terrible.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1640

Quote #1442

"Christians should not be optimists; we know too much about sin. We should also not be pessimists, for we know the living God." - Timothy Keller read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5283

Brain vs Brawn

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes,... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3140

Remove Child

Just in case some people go too far trying to save water! ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1554

Quote #1441

"God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart form Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing." - C.S. Lewis read more..