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A salesman telephoned a household and a young boy answered. "May I speak to your mother?" the salesman asked. The boy replied, "She's not here right now." The salesman then asked, "Is there anyone ... read more..

"Mummy, my turtle's dead," the little boy, Andrew, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand. The mother kissed him on the head, then said, "That's all right. We'll wrap read more..

"We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining - they just shine." ~ D. L. Moody read more..

What's so good about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag's a big plus.... read more..

"Please pray for my wife; she married an idiot." @unappreciatedpastor read more..

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back.... read more..

I'm called the master of suspense because... read more..

There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt Site today. It's a reminder of why we teach children to tell the truth. You can watch "Broccoli Max" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/broccoli-max Enjoy the ... read more..

Apparently, if you want to surprise a kid with a trip to the circus, there are better ways than telling him you are going to a broccoli farm.  ... read more..

"The beauty is in the walking; we are betrayed by destinations." -Gwyn Thomas read more..

Friends of ours owned a huge Great Dane named "Bear." He looked menacing but was actually quite harmless. Though Bear has gone on to doggy heaven here are two great stories they often tell. Bear's pl... read more..

I am a 3-tour veteran of Vietnam and frown on body piercing (anywhere). As I was approaching Vietnam by air in our squadron, I looked down at the jungle and although I couldn't see anything going on,... read more..

There are two new pages on the Cybersalt Site today. The first one is in the inspiration video area. It may be hard to watch, but it's a good reminder to all of us who take care of or help seniors. Y... read more..

"Take your kids to work day"had become a distraction. read more..

The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it.  Then one nun took the glass ... read more..

While my son was on board the Navy carrier USS GEORGE WASHINGTON, the air wing was busy with training missions. After talking to a pilot, one air-traffic controller accidentally left his microphone o... read more..

I know how to lose weight: I just chews not to.... read more..

I was in a bathroom and I saw a sign that said employees must wash hands, but after I waited for what must've been 10 minutes no one came to wash my hands so I did it myself.... read more..

"We must find a way to unite what Jesus never divided - the sacred and the secular, spirit and matter, the divine and the common." -Leonard Sweet read more..

"How many politically-correct people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?" "Look, I don't know, but that's not funny." read more..

It's not easy caring for elderly parents and relatives, and if you are doing so this may not be the easiest video to watch. But, it is a great reminder that like little children, we only have our elde... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday saw some exciting activity out front of Cybersalt World Headquarters. Crews were continuing their work to install fiber-optic cable in the neighborhood. Hopefully... read more..

In hindsightincluding the street in the name of the new Baptist church was a mistake. ... read more..

A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate attention to her case as she was due to be back in class. Th... read more..

Saying the same thing over and over again but expecting different results is called parenting.... read more..

I'm having some vision trouble today: I can't see myself doing anything.... read more..

I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation. Just as he was telling me that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power shortage caused t... read more..

"It is one thing to believe in God, but it is quite another thing to trust God." -Timothy Keller read more..

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Wet Paint Warning" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/wet-paint-warning Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

In this case "Wet Paint" is not the most important warning to put around this building. ... read more..