Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1324 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1236

One-liner #1108

 "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
823

Cybersalt News - August 25, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday, somebody shared to my Facebook page (www.facebook.com/cybersalt) one of my favorite funny videos on the internet. It reminded me that I already had it in the Fun... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1611

Quote #1555

Preachers are the absolute worst people to listen to sermons. So here is the prayer I use to prep myself: Lord, save me from compare, contrast, critique. Move me from cerebration to celebration. read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2856

Nervous Man

A very nervous man, accompanied by his nagging wife, was examined by a doctor. After checking the chart, the doctor nodded and wrote the man a prescription for a powerful tranquilizer. The man asked... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1840

Coworker Support

One day at the veterinarian's office where I take my dog,  the receptionist and a man were verbally sparring with one another. After a few tense moments, a technician came to her co-worker's defe... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1403

Intimasea

Fish Eyes: Windows to the sole.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1224

One-liner #1107

Every warning label has an awesome backstory.... read more..

Clean Jokes
3372

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do...(especially when you share the same major!) PSYCHOLOGY: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his Mother. SOCIOLOGY: Each claims to have been oppressed i... read more..

Clean Jokes
4358

Give and Take

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests i... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2626

Military Liar, Liar

Finally the troops liar, liar had been found. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1599

Hippo Zippo

What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2258

Slander

On the road one day, a man and a woman smashed their cars together in a terrible car wreck. Both vehicles were totaled, but fortunately neither person was injured. The woman said to the man, "Thank g... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
758

Cybersalt News - August 24, 2016

Thank you to everyone for your comments and congratulations on my 30th wedding anniversary. There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Military Liar, Liar" at:www.cybersal... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1555

Quote #1554

"I can think of no other time in history where the name of Jesus has been so frequently mentioned and the content of His life and teaching so thoroughly ignored." - Brennan Manning read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1305

One-liner #1106

The man who created auto-correct has died; may he restaurant in peace.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
804

Cybersalt News - August 23, 2016

Thirty years ago today Mrs. Cybersalt and I were married - to each other. I am so thankful to God for all the grace He has given us, and all of the grace my wife has given me, over this time. I'd be ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2776

Sunday Golf

There was a preacher who was an avid golfer.  Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away.  It was an obsession.  One Sunday was a particularly picture... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1469

Discouraging Work Atmosphere

So you want to be an astronaut: sorry, the sky's the limit.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1143

One-liner #1105

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." - Ben Williams read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3621

Purse Frown

It's not easy when the one you lovetreats you like an accessory. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1771

Trusting Advice

Thunderstorms had rolled through the region, knocking out power temporarily to some of the stores of this supermarket chain. So when a help desk technician got an emergency page from one store, he fig... read more..

Clean Jokes
4205

Hurry Home

It has to be confessed that the minister was rather long-winded. During his sermon a young wife of the congregation remembered that she had left the Sunday dinner in the gas range without regulating ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1411

Quote #1553

"He came to that which was his own, but his own did not receive him. Yet to all who did receive him, to those who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God." - John, the Dis read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
783

Cybersalt News - August 22, 2016

The balance between work and play is a delicate one - as seen in the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You will find "Lawn Chopper" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lawn-chopper ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3481

It’s Hot… And I Love It

Recently it has been rather hot around here. A little hotter than usual, in my estimation. I really don’t know if it is getting hotter or as I get older, I’m not able to handle the hot weather. Whoev... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
844

Cybersalt News - August 21, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder is using the summer heat to his advantage with his wife - up to a certain point.  You can read "It’s Hot… And I Love It" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-pe... read more..

Clean Jokes
3282

First Date Nerves

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food,... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3423

Lawn Chopper

Mike wanted a new motorcycle.Linda wanted more yard work done.Problem solved. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1371

Quote #1552

"St. Gregory wrote that every time the sacred text describes a fact, it reveals a mystery. Preachers, are you listening? We have for too long ruptured people's minds with facts rather than raptured read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1643

Patisserie Solicitation

Said the Thesaurus at the bakery, "I'd like a synonym bun!"... read more..