Monthly Archive

Flight fifty was having a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice came over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume the crash position. We have lost o... read more..

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their Maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given ... read more..

"Choose to live generously and watch your life change." - ILikeGiving.com read more..

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23... read more..

While serving as church usher, I was carrying out our tradition of escorting parishioners to their seats before the service began. After I returned to the entrance of the sanctuary to escort the next ... read more..

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican a Spaniard,... read more..

When your toddlers are teenagers, don't forget to wake them up at 4:45am to tell them your socks came off.... read more..

The Governor was in the habit of scheduling part of his day to hear the pleas of relatives of prisoners. One day, a woman came to beg that her husband be released from prison. "What was he convicted o... read more..

It seems we've been cutting cakes incorrectly for a very long time. What do you think? Leave a comment below. ... read more..

Why wait to be a butterfly before flying?  ... read more..

Forbidden fruits create many jams.... read more..

"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt read more..

Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decided to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I went into the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went to the second stall. I'd just ... read more..

A student of philosophy was taking his final written exam at his university. The assignment for the 5-hour long exam was to write an essay on the topic, "What is courage?" The young man sat at his de... read more..

4 out of 3 people struggle with math.... read more..

A taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice.... read more..

Somebody doesn't like the new cat food. ... read more..

A man and his wife had been traveling for 18 hours when they decided to stop for a few hours to rest. They checked into a nice hotel and slept for four hours.  When they were ready to continue t... read more..

There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll see that somebody doesn't like the new cat food if you check out "Cat Food Reaction" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/c... read more..

Breaking News!! Cheese Factory Explosion. De brie everywhere.... read more..

"The willingness to share does not make one charitable, it makes one free." - Robert Brault read more..

I want to be a bear...... If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I cou... read more..

True story: A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no, he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from the party, the police ... read more..

Don't be condescending (that's when you talk down to people).... read more..

If a barber makes a mistake,It's a new style... If a driver makes a mistake,It is an accident... If a engineer makes a mistake,It is a new venture... If parents makes a mistake,It is a new generati... read more..

Did you know seagulls live long enough to become teenagers? The newest funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site proves it. You'll find "Bird Teenager" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/bird-teenager&nb... read more..

When seagulls become teenagers. ... read more..

I'm sure you've heard the old story referring to optimism and pessimism that is determined by whether you think the glass is half-empty or half-full. Here are the reactions when somebody leaves a half... read more..

Growing up we did not have a TV in our home. My father was just too cheap to spend the money for something as frivolous as TV, so he bought comic books to read. “Books,” he often said to us, “are bett... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt Site today. James wishes Porky Pig would show up more often and declare "That's all folks."  You can ... read more..