Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1324 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1541

Discipline says, "I need to." Duty says, "I ought to." Devotion says, "I want to." - Adrian Rogers read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1093

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1403

Old McPixel

I tried taking some high-res pictures of some local farmland; but they all turned out really grainy.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 6, 2016

You know that awful feeling when something unknown touches your foot in the ocean?  Knowing what it is isn't always a comfort either?  Would you surf at the location of today's funny picture... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Toy Disclaimers

*Toy Disclaimers* * No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product. * Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks. * Caution: Care Bears do not actually care very much. * Warning: read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3217

Seaweed Wave

In this case knowing what is touching your foot is no help. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1591

One-liner #1092

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3511

Rescue Mom

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment,... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2508

Daddy's Empty Chair

A man's daughter had asked the local minister to come and pray with her father. When the minister arrived, he found the man lying in bed with his head propped up on two pillows. An empty chair sat be... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1462

Salad Pardner

A question: If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing??... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1540

"Faith does not just find God in the past, but finds God in the future. Can you thank God, this minute, not just for what has been, but for what is coming?" - Leonard Sweet read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 5, 2016

If you've ever been to a baptismal service where the worship team was dressed too informally, it might have looked a bit like the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Baptismal Wor... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Baptismal Worship Team

Some thought the worship team at the baptismal service was too informal. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1246

One-liner #1091

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4886

Glacier Work

A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?" "The glaciers brought them down," said the guide. "But where are... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1676

Grandmother Flight

After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her special needs. The representative listened patiently as I requested a wheelchair and an... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3356

Ahh, Tourists

A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?" "The glaciers brought them down," the guide replied. "But w... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1990

Literary Pisces

The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild ... except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1539

"Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous." – George Bernard Shaw read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 4, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm not sure what frame rate the human eye operates at, but under certain circumstances if you display water to it at 24 frames per second (24fps) some cool things appea read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2132

Amazing Water Experiment

This amazing water experiment shows how much fun you can have at 24 frames per second (24fps). ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3012

Wedding Comeback

When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' T... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1310

One-liner #1090

Two wrongs are only the beginning.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2996

Silent Drums

An anthropologist was assigned to Borneo, where he found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote site he where he would make his collections. At noon on the second day of travel up... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Intimidation

A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a beer, or...!" Scared, the bartender serves the man his beer. This happens everyday for a week straight, and the bart... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1538

Four things you can't recover from:  The stone after the throw. The word after it's said. The occasion after it's missed. The time after it's gone. - Deanna Wadsworth read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2358

Dough!

I didn't mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 3, 2016

Recently, Rev. James Snyder (long time contributor of "God's Penman" devotionals on the Cybersalt Site) celebrated his 65th birthday. James sent us this picture of him and Martha (the Gracious Mist read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Unconventional Marriage

Happy 65th birthday to James Snyder, seen here out celebrating with Martha. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Rub-a-Dub Song

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera!... read more..