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*Toy Disclaimers* * No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product. * Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks. * Caution: Care Bears do not actually care very much. * Warning: read more..

In this case knowing what is touching your foot is no help. ... read more..

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments!... read more..

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment,... read more..

A man's daughter had asked the local minister to come and pray with her father. When the minister arrived, he found the man lying in bed with his head propped up on two pillows. An empty chair sat be... read more..

A question: If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing??... read more..

"Faith does not just find God in the past, but finds God in the future. Can you thank God, this minute, not just for what has been, but for what is coming?" - Leonard Sweet read more..

If you've ever been to a baptismal service where the worship team was dressed too informally, it might have looked a bit like the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Baptismal Wor... read more..

Some thought the worship team at the baptismal service was too informal. ... read more..

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.... read more..

A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?" "The glaciers brought them down," said the guide. "But where are... read more..

After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her special needs. The representative listened patiently as I requested a wheelchair and an... read more..

A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?" "The glaciers brought them down," the guide replied. "But w... read more..

The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild ... except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.... read more..

"Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous." – George Bernard Shaw read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm not sure what frame rate the human eye operates at, but under certain circumstances if you display water to it at 24 frames per second (24fps) some cool things appea read more..

This amazing water experiment shows how much fun you can have at 24 frames per second (24fps). ... read more..

When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' T... read more..

Two wrongs are only the beginning.... read more..

An anthropologist was assigned to Borneo, where he found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote site he where he would make his collections. At noon on the second day of travel up... read more..

A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a beer, or...!" Scared, the bartender serves the man his beer. This happens everyday for a week straight, and the bart... read more..

Four things you can't recover from:  The stone after the throw. The word after it's said. The occasion after it's missed. The time after it's gone. - Deanna Wadsworth read more..

I didn't mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.... read more..

Recently, Rev. James Snyder (long time contributor of "God's Penman" devotionals on the Cybersalt Site) celebrated his 65th birthday. James sent us this picture of him and Martha (the Gracious Mist read more..

Happy 65th birthday to James Snyder, seen here out celebrating with Martha. ... read more..

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera!... read more..

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.... read more..

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well, Honey..." said the slightly prudish parent, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did... read more..

A little boy walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, he made his daily trek to the elementary school. As the afternoon progressed, t... read more..

"Did I offer peace today? Did I bring a smile to someone's face? Did I say words of healing? Did I let go of my anger and resentment? Did I forgive? Did I love? These are the real questions." - Hen read more..