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I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster; if anything, it made him more sluggish.... read more..

"Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it." - Chinese Proverb read more..

If people could be paid to die for us, they'd get rich.... read more..

The mother of a large family was explaining why she dresses her children alike, right down to the youngest baby. "When we had just four children, I dressed them alike so we wouldn't lose any of them.... read more..

A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance, he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. The bu... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt Site today and I think it will take many of you back to your childhood - especially if you liked plastic car models! You'l... read more..

Here's a model kit you can really Revell in! ... read more..

A guy was visiting his friend in the hospital who was "all torn up." "What happened?" he asked. "Well, we were hunting the Mumba snake. It has orange and black stripes. It likes to sun itself lying ... read more..

How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars.... read more..

"Often, the problem we have in loving others and in freeing ourselves from bitterness we may have towards them is really a problem of not knowing who God is and trusting Him to be who He says He is. read more..

"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets." - Nora Ephron read more..

*Top 10 Songs for People Over 40* 10. Let's Get a Physical 9. Ain't No Burrito Mild Enough 8. Johnny B. Olde 7. How Do You Mend a Broken Everything 6. The Lack O' Motion 5. Hair Potion Number Ni read more..

A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replied, "Many ... read more..

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Ketchup Muster" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/ketchup-muster  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

R.I.P. boiled water; you will be mist.... read more..

The new guy's job performance didn't pass muster. ... read more..

"History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again." - Maya Angelou read more..

Caller: I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please. Operator: I'm sorry, there's no such listing. Are you sure you have the spelling correct?Caller : Well, it used to be called the... read more..

Our tech company uses satellite communications to send and receive messages from tugboats moving barges up and down major rivers. Each day, by 2pm, the tugboats send data on the day's activities to th... read more..

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Dental Therapy" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/dental-therapy  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.  When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. ... read more..

Judy got $50 for every patient referred to the child therapist next door. ... read more..

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.... read more..

"Most Christians don't hear God's voice because we've already decided we aren't going to do what He says." - A.W. Tozer read more..

Becoming a vegetarian is a huge "missed steak."... read more..

Realizing at the last minute that it was his father's birthday, a teenage boy rushed to the corner store to grab a card. He quickly found a son-to-father card but neglected to read it carefully.... read more..

One of the funniest memories I have of the trials and tribulations of making the journey from childhood to adulthood was our annual summer vacation trek from Chicago to a cabin usually someplace on a ... read more..

There are 5 Sundays remaining in my 6-month sabbatical. One of the things that I have gained from this time of rest is a new sense of fashion. You can see one of my new outfits at:www.cybersalt.org/fu... read more..

In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young woman was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket she received for driving through a red light. She explained to the judge that she wa... read more..

Cassie was a really good mom. When her children were growing up, her one son gave her more "stop and count to 10" periods than any of the others. Once, after her small son fell into the pond and came... read more..