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Monthly Archive

2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 678 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
753

Avoid le Nemo

Don't eat the French fish ... it's poisson!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
329

Cybersalt News - August 11, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder recently benefited from his wife's encouragement to look in a mirror and was reminded of an important truth we all need to remember. You can read "My Mir read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
904

My Mirror Doesn't Lie, But Sometimes It Giggles

I have never been fascinated by my looks, and I don’t think anybody else has either. Sometimes, however, I have to spend a little more time before the mirror to get prepared for where I am going... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
774

Quote 1843

"There is no risk in abandoning ourselves to God." - Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
791

Algebra Feeling

While most puns make me feel numb, mathematics puns make me feel number.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
604

One-liner #1402

My identity lies in NOT knowing who I am.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5087

Two-Part Question

Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $50,000 Question. The night before the big question, he told the host MC that he desired a question on American History. The big night arrived. Bob ma... read more..

Illustrations
Susan Davis
714

God's Gift of Time

We all need time to grieve--quiet time for reflectionto sift through memoriesand come to gripswith what has happened. We all need a time for tearsnot for the one who is now at peace in heaven,but for... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
377

Cybersalt News - August 8, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersalt World Headquarters is abuzz as my best friend from childhood, his wife, and three of their children have arrived for a nine day visit. We've been friends for 44 y... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2716

Seen in Florida

On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off his itinerary to visit the coastline on an impromptu sightseeing trip. His 4X4 Popemobile was driving along the beautiful shoreline (an area w... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
620

Oneliner #1401

Self-Annihilating Sentences I swear to make no promises I cannot keep.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1153

Quote #1842

"Do you trust me when my answer is Wait?" - GOD - TobyMac #SpeakLife read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
679

I Udderly Can't Remember

What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3798

Pickup Backfire

Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son's room, a mother finally laid down the law: each item of clothing she had to pick up would cost her son 25 cents. By the end of the we... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
655

Debt

An old farmer wins the ten million dollar lottery and is being interviewed. The reporter asked what he is going to do with all the money. "Oh, I reckon the first thing I'll do is go and pay a few bil... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
386

Cybersalt News - August 4, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. It has been a while since I added any new funny picture pages to the Cybersalt site. I work on so many other people's web projects that my sites become proverbial mechanic'... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3101

Sarahrella

After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. "Make three wishes," she told her mother, "and I'll grant the... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2005

Everybody and Nobody

This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have do... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1492

Quote 1841

"LORD, calm my anxious heart and the urgent demand for quick results. Help me to wait on you, trusting that your timing is perfect." - unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
692

Thanks Honey

CYCLOPS: How do you spell Hawaii? WIFE: [biting lip] well ... you need 2 i's CYCLOPS: [puts pen down] My life is just a joke to you, isn't it Linda.... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
1633

Cat Chiropractor

The chiropractor really had FiFi feeling loose! ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
620

And Then, There It Was

It is not that I do not like to travel; I just don’t like to leave home. I am quite comfortable at home where I have everything I need within easy reach. Sometimes I have to travel to a conference or... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
605

One-liner #1400

Competition for the apathy prize is keen!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
507

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersalt World Headquarters is abuzz as my best friend from childhood, his wife, and three of their children have arrived for a nine day visit. I have no idea how I can&nb... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3214

Children Grieving

Little Benny and his daddy were standing in front of the lion's cage at the zoo. Benny's father was explaining how ferocious and strong lions are, and Benny was taking it all in with a serious expres... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
908

Quote #1840

"Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because it's fake." - David "Avocado" Wolfe read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
737

Rail Nap

"I shouldn't sleep on railroad tracks," said Tom, beside himself. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3581

Long Living

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously and... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1577

Job Security

A newspaper writer, after working for 17 long years, was finally granted two months leave, during which time he would be fully paid. However, he turned down his boss' kind offer. The boss asked, "Why... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
630

One-liner #1399

I used to be conceited, but now I am perfect.... read more..

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