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A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?" The matchmaker said, "What exactly are you looking for?" "Wel... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy 79th birthday to my mom!! I recently returned from 10 days of travelling for two conferences and some family visits. One of the places I flew to w... read more..

Fred was unfortunate enough to be hit by a 10-ton truck and landed up in hospital in intensive care. His best friend Morris came to visit him.  Fred struggled to tell Morris, "My wife Sally visi... read more..

  Two things are said to be rare sights in the world; one is a young man humble, and the other is an old man content. - J. C. Ryle read more..

My friend keeps telling me about his nightmares about being a used up nuclear fuel rod: I think he's overreacting.... read more..

An older lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several months later, the doctor took off the... read more..

I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players. At our first game, I called each boy by the number on his uniform. When I yelled, "Number 5, your... read more..

I'm never at my best.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone and happy Father's Day for all those who are able to celebrate! Rev. James Snyder tries to create merry hearts wherever he goes. YO Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pa... read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentences: Decisions The executive committee proposes the following compromise: make it optional for those who want it, and required for those who don't.... read more..

"Faith must be tested, because it can only become your intimate possession through conflict." - Oswald Chambers read more..

My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do you... read more..

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. Th... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

"Stop trying to repair what God wants to replace." - M. Moore Jr. read more..

Our lack or cooperation is mutual!... read more..

The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he'd heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Mike. When he noticed that he was getting... read more..

On a tour of Mammoth Cave in Kentucky, the guide stopped and addressed the crowd. "Do you want to see what a real cave looks like?" he asked. Of course, everyone said yes. Without another word, he ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Sally had lived a good life, having been married four times. Now she stood before the Pearly Gates. The angel at the gates said to her, "I see that you first of all married a banker, then an actor, n... read more..

A guy stole a hundred cans of Red Bull from our neighborhood store; I don't know how he can sleep at night! ... read more..

"People who are totally consumed with idealistic principles rarely do anything." - Oswald Chambers read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentence There is no other language but French.... read more..

A convict managed to escape from prison and his escape was the lead item on the six o'clock news. So, not to be captured, he ran through fields and traveled through back roads until he reached his wi... read more..

An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive. For example,... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! This week, Rev. James Snyder enjoys the richest part of dinner out with his wife. You can read "Eating Out Of My Comfort Zone" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/eating-... read more..

One pleasure the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself enjoy is going out for a quiet dinner together. It does not happen often, at least not often enough. When it does, it is always a delight... read more..

Mongol Hordes looking down their nose at you in Massachusetts: It's just Kahn descending. ... read more..

 "We became Christians by faith in Jesus, we stay Christians by faith in Jesus, and we grow as Christians by faith in Jesus." - J.C. Ryle read more..

"He hasn't a single redeeming vice!" - Oscar Wilde read more..