Monthly Archive

I am not sure why I think of some things, however, every occasionally I remember something that happened a million years ago. Or so it seems. This week for some reason, I hap... read more..

"I take refuge in the fact that while I don't know everything, I do know Someone who does!" - A.W. Tozer read more..

Go ahead and give your pastor a bonus based on church growth... it will bring a new meaning to the words Great Commission.... read more..

"I am myself, and I'm going to continue to play that role!" - Richard Nixon read more..

There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the... read more..

One of the busiest times for a meat-department manager in a supermarket occurs when there is a sale on particular cuts. When we put cross-rib roasts on sale one day the result was predictable. I'd br... read more..

"Patience is not about how long you wait, it is about how well you behave while you are waiting." - Unknown read more..

I used to think that marriage was a 50 - 50 proposition ... until I realized that I knew nothing about women or fractions. - Walter McLauren... read more..

I've been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito either. I hear no one recognizes ... read more..

~ I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. Okay? ~ I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we have that ... read more..

Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new ... read more..

In 1978, I was ordained to the gospel ministry. To mark this special event, my parents surprised me with a new 1977 Dodge Aspen, the most spectacular present I ever received. It was white, with a red ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy Spring/Fall depending on the hemisphere you live in! And the visits continue; our daughter and grandson just left after a 2-week visit and now we are enjoying a... read more..

How Not To Pass Your Driving Test Turn the radio on.  When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand. Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up... read more..

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations do not go together: A nose ring and bifocals Spiked hair and bald spots A pierced tongue and dentures Miniskirts and sup... read more..

"Be selective in your battles; sometimes peace is better than being right." - Unknown read more..

About 90 fifth-graders piled into the airliner I was flying, on their way home from a school trip. Once we were in the air, and the crew began serving drinks, I could hear them pleading with the chil... read more..

Because of a shortage of maids, the minister's wife advertised for a manservant. The next morning a nicely dressed young man came to the front door. "Can you start the breakfast by seven o'clock?" ask... read more..

Tree puns: always poplar!... read more..

Even though I don't say so, I think you stink!... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! I think technology and lack of sleep things have settled down here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Today's mailing will hopefully go out and arrive according to ... read more..

A mystery has developed within the halls of our once peaceful domicile. At first, I did not think too seriously about it. Some things, if left alone usually take care of themselves. Of course, there a... read more..

An Irishman by the name of O'Mally proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweler. He took one look a... read more..

The farmer's son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions... read more..

A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a postcard in his hand. The old man said, "Sir, I'm sorry to bother you but could you address this postcard for me? My art... read more..

"When my productivity was removed from my spirituality, I learned how beloved we are - apart from what we can do or accomplish for God." - Sarah Bessey read more..

Acupuncture is pointless.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember how I described last Wednesday was a doozy here at Cybersalt World Headquarters?  Well yesterday was another one. I'm getting old fast enough with h... read more..

My youngest son asked me how old I was. I answered, "39 and holding." He thought for a moment and then asked, "But how old would you be if you let go?"... read more..

Tom was very excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and he kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally, she couldn't take it any longer, and told ... read more..