Monthly Archive

2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 676 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3545

Purse Contents

As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found my bag. When I went to pick it up, several off-duty bus dr... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2066

Master's Card

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard. I'm sure you've all received their applications in the mail. However, I'm here to advertise a different card. You see, m... read more..

One-liners
949

Oneliner #1346

Not knowing about Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' Horse.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1153

Lucky He is Wearing a Tuxedo

Did you hear about the emperor penguin? He had a freezing reign.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
5312

Quote #1788

"Worry is a conversation you have with yourself about things you cannot change. Prayer is a conversation you have with God about things He can change." - unknown read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1851

Doctor's Note

An elderly lady came to see a young male doctor with her husband. After the consultation was finished, the elderly man suddenly asked the doctor for a piece of paper and a pen. Although a strange requ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3283

Checking Newbie

Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account. "The bank returned the check you wrote to the sporting goods store," she said. "Oh good," he said.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1075

I Thought but Then I Unthought

Looking back over my life I honestly can say, giving it a great deal of thought, the biggest problem I have is when I actually think. Thinking can get me into more trouble than anything else I do. Th... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
624

Cybersalt News - January 6, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! A recent call from the bank, regarding a $600 wine purchase, had Rev. James Snyder thinking two ways. You can read "I Thought but Then I Unthought" at:www.cybersalt.org/god... read more..

Quotes
1129

Quote #1787

"I have a great need for Christ. I have a great Christ for my need." - C. H. Spurgeon read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1126

One-liner #1345

My New Year's resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my TV.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1219

The Walking Frosty

How do you defend yourself against zombie snowmen? With a thawed off shotgun.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
568

Cybersalt News - January 3, 2019

Oh look, the first Chicken Thursday of 2019 - Happy New Year! One of the services Cybersalt offers is virus and malware removal. In fact, I am able to offer this remotely around the world. The softwa... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3848

Wonder Cure

While serving as associate pastor in a church in the California gold country, I had an elderly gentlemen attend some of our Bible studies. When he missed one week, I called to see if he was alright. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
914

Self Control, Sir!

A man walked into a bakery, carrying a pie box. He approached the clerk at the counter. The clerk said, 'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?" The man replied, "I want my money back! I bought this pie h... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4750

Elevator Repair

Soon after our high-tech company moved into a new building, we had trouble with the elevators. A manager got stuck between floors and, after some door banging, finally attracted attention. His name wa... read more..