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Never use wet wood in your fireplace. You should always let weeping logs dry.... read more..

This morning around 11 am, my 12 year old son, Michael, and I stopped at a coffee shop so I could get some coffee. Michael came in with me and spied the Chocolate Oreo brownie. I rarely splurge on tr... read more..

My mother is a cleaning fanatic. One Saturday she told me and my brother to get down to the playroom and straighten it up.  We had a party there the previous evening, and she was none too happy ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I try to keep my mailings family friendly, but today I am including this picture of some young chicks that Kathie M. sent!  Wash your hands, keep safe and e... read more..

"A strong marriage requires two people who choose to love each other even on days when they struggle to like each other." - Dave Willis read more..

I've lost my mind, and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.... read more..

The first five florists I called from the phone book knew nothing about carpet or tile. And suddenly, I'm the idiot!... read more..

A long time ago, I worked as an operator on an old IBM 370/Model 138 mainframe at a local college. My position had been reclassified to fall into a new area outside of the IT staff. One day, my new s... read more..

An assembly line worker at Chrysler was picked for jury duty, but asked the judge to excuse him. "This is a very busy time at the plant, Your Honor, and I need to be there." "Oh, I see," the judge sa... read more..

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts and then waited for the profound wisdom of the psy... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! I don't know about you, but I'm quite excited and happy about how "modern" the latest vehicle taking us into space looks. This is definitely not your grandfather's spacecra... read more..

Here in Florida, we have what people call "Love Bugs." I know exactly why they are called “Love Bugs,” but I am not fond of these little critters. Why don’t they just get a motel room? Being shu... read more..

The most attractive quality a person can have is to love Jesus. Makeup washes off. Looks fade. A heart for God echoes into eternity. - unknown read more..

See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.... read more..

A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. "That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said to... read more..

“I spent a lot of cash in France," Tom said frankly. "And also in Germany," he added markedly. "In Italy, I used my charge card a lot," Tom commented deliriously. "On my way home again, I exchanged ... read more..

I had always prided myself on being an "on time" person. One morning I overslept and rushed around getting ready for Sunday school. As I ran out the door, my husband tried to say something. "What?" I... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to serial chicken photographer Kathie M. for today's picture of these birds all cooped up like so many of us!  I am happy to announce that I have finished the ... read more..

A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month trip to the Holy Land at my expense. When you come back, I'll have a surprise for you". The vicar accepted the o... read more..

"A revival is nothing else than a new beginning of obedience to God." - Charles Finney read more..

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed!... read more..

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelib... read more..

“If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?“... read more..

There are two rules for success in life: Rule 1: Don't tell people everything you know.... read more..

Stuck in rush-hour traffic, I couldn't help but stare at a burly biker wearing a black leather jacket and chaps pulled up next to me on a shocking pink Harley. My first thoughts were, "Is that really... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Last week I shared a video from Dr. Ravi Zacharias, who was ill with terminal cancer. Dr. Zacharias died on Tuesday. Thinking of that, and wondering what video I might shar... read more..

If confession is good for the soul, I would like to give my soul a little treat. During this "stay-at-home" phenomenon, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly, have been enjoying our ... read more..

 "I came to Him because I did not know which way to turn. I remained with Him because there is no other way I wish to turn. I came to Him longing for something I did not have. I remain with Him read more..

Everyone is posting memes and talking about coming out of this quarantine with a new skill or side hustle; I’m just sitting here wondering how I never noticed there’s a turd in Saturday.... read more..

Freud had a bicycle as a child, and he often took it apart, as he was very interested in what made it work. Thus began his interest in cycle analysis.... read more..