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RIP Mr. Peanut, you'll have an open casket - it will be ajar.... read more..

I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted paychecks!... read more..

The tiresome jury selection process continued, each side hotly contesting and dismissing potential jurors. Don O'Brian was called for his question session. "Property holder?" "Yes, I am, Your Honor.... read more..

A soldier, a marine, and an airman got into a fight about which service was best. The fight was so heated they eventually killed each other. Soon, they found themselves in Heaven. Seeing St. Pete... read more..

At work, my dad noticed that the name of an employee was the same as an old friend. He found the man's e-mail address and sent him a message. When Dad received a reply, he was insulted and fired back... read more..

A tale is told about a small town that had historically been "dry," but then a local businessman decided to build a tavern. A group of Christians from a local church were concerned and planned an all... read more..

As time has gone by, I have learned a few things. According to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, I have not learned enough yet, but that's just her opinion. She gave me a great compliment the ot... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone! In this time in which we are living, this song settles my soul. Rev. James Snyder uses a computer but his old, long-gone typewriter still holds a place in his heart! You... read more..

"A real sign of spiritual maturity is looking to God for purpose and perspective instead of comfort and convenience." - Lysa TerKeurst read more..

Thanks for teaching me the meaning of plethora. It means alot!... read more..

Now that we have everyone washing their hands correctly, next week: turn signals!!!... read more..

The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked. "Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happ... read more..

What's important is... not what kind of car you drive, but rather how many people you give a lift. What's important is... not the size of your house, but rather the number of people you welcome into ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! In these days of social distancing I thought it might be nice to meet together in an online Zoom call. I have set one up for tomorrow, Friday March 20th at 1:00pm (that is... read more..

A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did not admit Jews. The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, "Sorry, no ro... read more..

"People don't drift toward holiness, they drift toward compromise and call it tolerance, and drift toward disobedience and call it freedom." - D. A. Carson read more..

My wife thinks I over-analyse our marriage, which, to be frank completely contradicts the findings of my report.... read more..

You! Off my planet!... read more..

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and ... read more..

A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Near the cash register he saw a display of caps with "WWJD" printed on all of them. He was puzzled over what the letters could mean, but could... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone! You have already heard enough about that thing that is going on so let's have a little break from it together. Rev. James Snyder is a man who likes his peanut butter and d... read more..

I went shopping for cherries and a microphone. Bought a bing; bought a boom.... read more..

"Every ransomed man owes his salvation to the fact that during the days of his sinning God kept the door of mercy open by refusing to accept any of his evil acts as final." - A. W. Tozer read more..

Whisper my favorite words, "I'll buy it for you."... read more..

I work for a radio and television station owned by a Catholic university. We were quite surprised to get a complaint about our traffic reporter being "anti-Catholic." At first we didn't have a clue a... read more..

BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic "Yuck" before a food is even tasted. CASSEROLE: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together. DESSERT: Th... read more..

A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter. As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service. ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, isn't this an interesting time we are all living in! While I certainly have my own thoughts and feelings about current events, I want to share with you a wonderful em... read more..

 "I walk down memory lane because I love running into you." - unknown read more..

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.... read more..