2021 - Monthly Archive - Results from #420

26 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3167

<1min

Following the Crowd

Once a spider built a beautiful web in an old house. He kept it clean and shiny so that flies would patronize it. The minute he got a "customer" he would clean up on him so the other flies would not g... read more..

23 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1311

4 min read

That’s Why Doctors Call Us Patients

For the past month, I have been engaging with my eye doctor. I've had two cataracts removed which isn't a serious thing in itself. But what goes into this surgery is what baffles me. I've often wonde... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4647 - May 23, 2021

23 May

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

39

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4647 - May 23, 2021

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt learned a new word today - so I did too. The word is liminal, defined in one way by Mirri... read more..

23 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1153

2 min read

Cybersalt News - May 23, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt learned a new word today - so I did too. The word is liminal, defined in one way by Mirriam-Webster as, "of, relating to, or being an intermediate st... read more..

22 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #2010

"The simple things are also the most extraordinary, and only the wise can see them." - Paulo Coelho read more..

22 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1321

<1min

One-Liner #1573

Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole-in-one.... read more..

22 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2638

<1min

Sorrow for This Pun

I've seen some really awful truffles in my day. Nobody knows the truffles I've seen.... read more..

22 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2461

<1min

Promises

A young girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with "Once Upon A Time?" "No," he replied. A whole lot of them begin with "If elected I promise..."... read more..

22 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3624

2 min read

What a Teacher Means

What a teacher says and what he/she really means. 1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.Really means: He was caught cheating on a test. 2. Karen is... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4646 - May 20, 2021

20 May

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

43

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4646 - May 20, 2021

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I had to go for some bloodwork and an x-ray on my foot yesterday afternoon and hoped to squeeze in a haircut aft... read more..

20 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1150

2 min read

Cybersalt News - May 20, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I had to go for some bloodwork and an x-ray on my foot yesterday afternoon and hoped to squeeze in a haircut afterwards - if there was time. I had blocked out two hours to ... read more..

19 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1729

<1min

Quote #2009

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather a skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, to read more..

19 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3925

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Clergy Application

A handyman was working for a temple in Allentown, PA, had asked for a raise and was turned down. He decided to quit and went out to look for work. First he went to a Catholic church and was told that... read more..

19 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1475

<1min

One-Liner #1572

Never lend money to a friend; it ruins their memory.... read more..

19 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2941

<1min

Found Your Keys

A guy with three eyes, no arms, and one leg is hitchhiking. A British gent pulls over, rolls down the window, and says, "Aye, aye, aye! You look 'armless! 'op in!"... read more..

19 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2632

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Impartiality

A friend of mine had just become a district court judge and was nervous about presiding impartially over his first criminal trial. As a former prosecutor, he could see the preponderance of evidence wa... read more..

19 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4063

<1min

Dream Woman

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card inv... read more..

16 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1629

4 min read

Something Seems to Be Missing

Did you ever have a week when it felt like something was missing, but you didn't quite know what it was? I had that kind of a week this past week. It felt like something was missing, and I could not ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4645 - May 16, 2021

16 May

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

47

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4645 - May 16, 2021

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! I mentioned a few weeks back that Grandma Cybersalt and I have been enjoying watching the live stream of - and v... read more..

16 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1057

<1min

Cybersalt News - May 16, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I mentioned a few weeks back that Grandma Cybersalt and I have been enjoying watching the live stream of - and videos about - the new volcano in Iceland. It's really cool! ... read more..

15 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1405

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Quote #2008

"When I'm hungry, I eat what I love, When I'm bored, I do something I love. When I'm lonely, I connect with someone I love. When I feel sad, I remember that I am loved." - Michelle May read more..

15 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1343

<1min

One-Liner #1571

A kiss is a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one.... read more..

15 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2539

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Trophy Meal

After the wild game dinner, the taxidermist felt stuffed.... read more..

15 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2324

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Spelling Eligible

As the shopping centre's marketing director, I was putting the finishing touches on an ad. I asked Nancy, the newspaper's sales representative, how to spell "eligible." She wrote it down on a card she... read more..

15 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4277

<1min

Parts is Parts

A parts manager for a small tool repair shop, had occasion to order part No. 669 from the factory. But when he received it he noticed that someone had sent part No. 699 instead. Furious at the factor... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4644 - May 13, 2021

13 May

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

52

6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4644 - May 13, 2021

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! As you know, I've been sharing videos in the Sunday Cybersalt mailings, but I'm starting to collect a bumper cro... read more..

13 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1088

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Cybersalt News - May 13, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! As you know, I've been sharing videos in the Sunday Cybersalt mailings, but I'm starting to collect a bumper crop of them so I am going to begin sharing some on Thursdays a... read more..

12 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4026

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Left Letter

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you... read more..