Monthly Archive

January 2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 79 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - January 8, 2017
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - January 8, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder is still pondering resolutions. Does it seem like you've already read that lately? If so, it's fitting you can read "It's déjà vu all over again" at:www.c... read more..
Quote #1603
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1603

"Rest is a weapon given to us by God. The enemy hates it because he wants you stressed and occupied." - Unknown read more..
One-liner #1155
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1155

The amount of sleep required by an average person is "five more minutes."... read more..
Pun versus Pater
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pun versus Pater

What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke? A pun can make you groan, but a dad joke goes even father!... read more..
Liar Lesson
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Liar Lesson

A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. "Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the... read more..
Fishing Trip
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Fishing Trip

"So, what's the matter? I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband." "Oh, everything went wrong: first he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish. Then read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4316 - January 7, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4316 - January 7, 2017

To Unsubscribe Click Here To Modify your Subscription Click Here Forward this e-mail to a friend read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4222 - January 5, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4222 - January 5, 2017

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I hope your New Year is off to a better start than the New Management referred to in the newest funny sign on the Cybersalt site. You'll find it at:www.cybe read more..
Cybersalt News - January 5, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 5, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I hope your New Year is off to a better start than the New Management referred to in the newest funny sign on the Cybersalt site. You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-... read more..
Under New Management
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Under New Management

It looks like they are off to a rough start. ... read more..
He'll Get Quiet
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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He'll Get Quiet

A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room.  But finally, an extra loud clatter of bott... read more..
Quote #1602
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1602

"I said to a man who stood at the gate of the year, 'Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown,' and he replied, 'Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the hand of God. That read more..
One-liner #1154
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1154

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford; then I'll move in with them.... read more..
Going Back, Progress
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Going Back, Progress

I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to the time when... * Decisions were made by going "Eeny-meeny-miney-mo." * Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "Do over!" * "Race issue" meant... read more..
Proud Pawns
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Proud Pawns

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.... read more..
Balance
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Balance

I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance . . . . she leaned over and pushed me.... read more..
The Divine Taxonomy of Human Beings
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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The Divine Taxonomy of Human Beings

Humans have many different ways of classifying each other, but God divinely sees us all in the same way - with 2 sub types. We as His children should view others the same way. Listen Online: {audi... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4221 - January 1, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4221 - January 1, 2017

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings and Happy New Year everyone! On the Cybersalt site today, Rev. James Snyder ponders resolutions and has one that will make your new year the best possible. You can re read more..
Cybersalt News - January 1, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 1, 2017

Sunday greetings and Happy New Year everyone! On the Cybersalt site today, Rev. James Snyder ponders resolutions and has one that will make your new year the best possible. You can read "You Know It'... read more..
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