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Monthly Archive

February 2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 70 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 19, 2015

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a very special Chicken Thursday it is because I've finally found the original Chicken Thursday commercial online!  You can watch the commercial and read the Cybers... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
674

Cybersalt News - February 7, 2016

Sunday greetings! Ok, I hope you were sitting down when you saw the Cybersalt Digest in your e-mail inbox again. Just over a month ago I sent out a mailing letting you all know the Cybersalt Digest w... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Dog Fetch Fails

This funny dog video shows dogs for the lunky, adorable animals they are as they try and FAIL to fetch.  ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1434

"It is absolutely vital to remember that a pastor's ministry is never just shaped by his knowledge, experience, and skill. It is always also shaped by the true condition of his heart." - Paul David Tr read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0986

The amount of people who confuse "to" and "too" is amazing two me.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2786

Mood Poisoning

You got mood poisoning? It must be something you hate.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Goober 911

A couple of Goobers are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground.  He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.  The other guy whips out his... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Bible Reading Page Turner

Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the following Sunday, and gave the scriptural reference for the congregation to read ahead of time. A couple of boy... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3842

Looking Funny

According to statistics, last year over 17 million American families paid a lot of money for things that looked funny and didn't work. Seven million of these were antiques; the rest were college stud... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1118

Cybersalt News - February 17, 2015

There are two new funny picture pages on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Dog Snowman" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-snowman And you'll find "Super-sized Wedgie" at:www.cybe... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8296

Super-sized Wedgie

How to super-size a wedgie. ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
3803

Dog Snowman

This didn't help Skipper's fear of being replaced.  ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1831

Quote #1433

"It is always possible to be grateful for what is received rather than resentful over what is withhold. One or the other becomes a way of life."- Elisabeth Elliot.  read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4355

Laid Back

I like to be laid back: it's just how I'm inclined.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2068

One-liner #0985

If I could only use one word to describe myself, it would probably be: "not good at following directions."... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6443

Marriage Teamwork

A Police officer pulls over a speeding car.  The Officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mph. sir." The driver says, "But officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrati... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Laziness

The young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally two men walked up to her. “I’m out of gas,” she purred. “Could you push me to the gas station?” The men readily put their muscles to ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3836

On Time

The passengers were leaving the plane after landing, and one smiling, satisfied passenger paused to congratulate the flight attendant. "Stewardess," he said happily, "I want to compliment you and the... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
787

God Has Blessed and Will Bless Us

God has completed the work required and the supply needed for Him to bless us as He intends. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150215.mp3{/audio} (With apologies for the poor audio quality.)  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1167

Cybersalt News - February 12, 2015

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday. There are two new pages on the Cybersalt site today.  First there is a new funny sign page.  You'll find "Sign Literacy" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/literacy... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
2936

My Evidence for an Unprovable God

Ben Piershale explains that evidence is seen differently by different people but proof is something that only God can give to the individual.  ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
4596

Literacy Sign

Free admission for only $2.50 each. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0984

I sent that "Ancestry" site some information on my family tree and they sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I just start over.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2788

Nice Guys

Nice guys don't finish last: they get honourable Mensch-in.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1843

Quote #1432

"It is peculiarly incumbent upon you who have strength to set a right example to others. I ask you to remember that you cannot retain your self-respect if you are loose and foul of tongue, that a man read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Prison vs. Work

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2014

Frozen Frustration

Jane had a system for labelling home-made freezer meals. She would carefully note in large clear letters, "Meatloaf" or "Pot Roast" or "Steak and Vegetables" or "Chicken and Dumplings" or "Beef Pot P... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Goober Flight Lesson

A goober went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the busy owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by r... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 10, 2015

There is a new funny dog video on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Dog Squeak" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-squeak Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Dog Squeak

To the delight of his master, this dog cannot figure out where the squeak from his toy is coming from. ... read more..

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