Monthly Archive

March 2016

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Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Trooper Delivery

One day a State Trooper was pulling off an expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto the street at the end of the ramp, he noticed someone at a chicken place getting into his car. The driver ... read more..

Inspiration
Pastor Tim
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Operation Wheelchair

When Staff Sergeant Mark Horsley went undercover on the notorious Downtown Eastside of Vancouver, Canada he found something surprising. ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4040 - March 4, 2016

Cybersalt News When I moved from Toronto to Vancouver Island (Canada's balmiest climate) I realized that all my life I had been an Westerner trapped in an Easterner's body. Growing up I sometimes w read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 4, 2016

When I moved from Toronto to Vancouver Island (Canada's balmiest climate) I realized that all my life I had been an Westerner trapped in an Easterner's body. Growing up I sometimes wondered if I could... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Trains Plowing Through Snow

I don't know about you, but I get a warm feeling when I see trains plowing through cold snow.  ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Mute Golf

A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read "I am mute. I am not able to speak. May I play through, please?" The first man a... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1444

"In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy."~ William Blake read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Flamingo Act

When my wife wanted me to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Remarriage

Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school 40 years ago. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, "Did you manage to live a well planned life?" "Oh yes," ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0995

So I just read Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine; apparently it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $10 cup of coffee.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Deer Hunting

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" "Henry h... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Never Too Old

Two elderly gentlemen were visiting.  "I guess you're never too old," the first one boasted. "Why just yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested in dating me.  But to be perfe... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 2, 2016

I'm back. I had hoped to keep sending out mailings while Mrs. Cybersalt and I were back east in Toronto (visiting our daughter, son-in-law, and grandson) but fun family times trumped fun computer time... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Earthly Treasures

Showing his friend around his his home, Fred started to point out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage. "The day before I die, I'm going to sell ever... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1443

"Faith is saying, 'Here I am' before we know our mission. Fear is wanting to know our mission before we say, 'Here I am.'" - Leonard Sweet read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Martial Arts

Martial Arts: I use my boxing skills sparringly.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0994

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Moving Label

Having moved 15 times during our 37-year marriage, my husband and I appreciate movers who take the time to label carefully boxes they pack for us. The accuracy of labels can make a huge difference wh... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4039 - March 2, 2016

Cybersalt News I'm back. I had hoped to keep sending out mailings while Mrs. Cybersalt and I were back east in Toronto (visiting our daughter, son-in-law, and grandson) but fun family times trumped read more..

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