Monthly Archive

March 2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 61 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quote #1806
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1806

"When my productivity was removed from my spirituality, I learned how beloved we are - apart from what we can do or accomplish for God." - Sarah Bessey read more..
One-liner #1364
One-liners
Susan Davis
1776
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One-liner #1364

Acupuncture is pointless.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4434 - March 14, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4434 - March 14, 2019

  Issue #4434                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I described the previous Wednesda read more..
Cybersalt News - March 14, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 14, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember how I described last Wednesday was a doozy here at Cybersalt World Headquarters?  Well yesterday was another one. I'm getting old fast enough with h... read more..
Honest Aging
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2036
<1min

Honest Aging

My youngest son asked me how old I was. I answered, "39 and holding." He thought for a moment and then asked, "But how old would you be if you let go?"... read more..
Vice President Pride
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4607
<1min

Vice President Pride

Tom was very excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and he kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally, she couldn't take it any longer, and told ... read more..
Nuns at Game
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4952
<1min

Nuns at Game

Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (with their habits partially blocking the view), three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the read more..
Something's Fishy
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1778
<1min

Something's Fishy

I was going to show you my koi pond: now I’m not so sure.... read more..
Quote #1805
Quotes
Susan Davis
2682
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Quote #1805

"A wise man once said nothing." - Unknown read more..
One-liner #1363
One-liners
Susan Davis
1999
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One-liner #1363

Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever?... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 10, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1088
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Cybersalt News - March 10, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Did you remember to move your clocks ahead one hour - that is if you live somewhere that does that? Here in British Columbia, there is serious movement towards leaving th... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4433 - March 10, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
130
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4433 - March 10, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Did you remember to move your clocks ahead one hour - that is if you live somewhere that does that? Here in British Columbia, there is serious movement tow read more..
Expectations
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2631
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Expectations

Recently, I showed a home to a couple who seemed eager to check out the fantastic view from the living room. As I dramatically pulled back the drapes, the disappointed husband asked, "Where is the v... read more..
Mellowing Mom
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4457
<1min

Mellowing Mom

I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my Mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She laughed as she told me how she ... read more..
Quote #1804
Quotes
Susan Davis
2113
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Quote #1804

"The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. And the first to forget is the happiest... True story." - Unknown read more..
Travelling Like Doc
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1982
<1min

Travelling Like Doc

If I had a Delorean, I would probably only drive it from time to time.... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 7, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1090
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 7, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Oh boy, was yesterday ever a doozy here at Cybersalt World Headquarters.  All is well now and the sever is working great, but let's just say I'm glad for a new day tod... read more..
One-liner #1362
One-liners
Susan Davis
1661
<1min

One-liner #1362

Rehab is for quitters!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4432 - March 7, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4432 - March 7, 2019

  Issue #432                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Oh boy, was yesterday ever a doozy here at Cy read more..
Self Affirmation
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5619
2 min read

Self Affirmation

Ineffective Daily Affirmations - All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid, and disgusting parts. - I am at one with my duality. - Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themse... read more..
Impressive Dinner
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3999
<1min

Impressive Dinner

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now, what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card in... read more..
Manners
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Manners

Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot. "NO! NO! NO!" she sc... read more..
Have You Seen Katniss?
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1817
<1min

Have You Seen Katniss?

Blindfolded archery: you don't know what you're missing!... read more..
Quote #1803
Quotes
Susan Davis
2087
<1min

Quote #1803

"A disappointment can sometimes be a divine appointment in disguise." - Lysa Terkeurst read more..
One-liner #1361
One-liners
Susan Davis
1726
<1min
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4431 - March 3, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4431 - March 3, 2019

  Issue #4431                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has found a positive use f read more..
Cybersalt News - March 3, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1081
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Cybersalt News - March 3, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has found a positive use for some of the craziness in this world. You can read "It’s a Soap Opera World, Or Is It" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/it-s-a... read more..
It’s a Soap Opera World, Or Is It
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2162
4 min read

It’s a Soap Opera World, Or Is It

As a child, I remember my mother watching soap operas in the afternoon. I never had much interest in them; I would rather watch The Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto. One afternoon I was sitting in... read more..
The Haircut
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4490
<1min

The Haircut

A young man had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your gr... read more..
Post-Romance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1830
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Post-Romance

My pregnant daughter and her husband were checking out a new birth facility that was more like a spa. The birthing room had a hot tub, soft music, and candlelight. "What do you think?" she said He l... read more..
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