Monthly Archive

April 2012

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Lactose Intolerance
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Lactose Intolerance

"The most aggressive form of lactose intolerance is cow tipping." read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3859 - April 21, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3859 - April 21, 2012

Issue #3859 Cybersalt News There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Budget Burial" at:http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/b read more..
Cybersalt News - April 21, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 21, 2012

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Budget Burial" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/budget-burial Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ... read more..
Switch Tower Pete
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Switch Tower Pete

A guy named Pete gets a job as a switchman with the railroad, and undergoes weeks of training.  The supervisor then takes him into the switch tower to test his readiness.  The following exch... read more..
Budget Burial
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Budget Burial

Nothing says "I didn't pay alot for this funeral" like a pink station wagon. ... read more..
Quote #1291
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1291

‎"When it comes to your marriage, if the grass looks greener somewhere else, it's time to water your own yard!"- Craig Groeschel... read more..
Parts of Me
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Parts of Me

"I may not be funny but parts of me are humerus." read more..
One-liner #0842
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0842

"Women don't want to hear what you think.  Women want to hear what they think . . . in a deeper voice."- Bill Cosby read more..
Walking Out
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Walking Out

"I hope you didn't take it personally, Pastor," an embarrassed woman said after a church service, "when my husband walked out during your sermon." "I did find it rather disconcerting," the preacher r read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3858 - April 20, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3858 - April 20, 2012

Issue #3858 Cybersalt News This is a milestone day for me and Mrs. Cybersalt.  Not since September 4, 2001 have we not had any teenagers. Happy Birthday Esther-Bun read more..
Cybersalt News - April 20, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 20, 2012

This is a milestone day for me and Mrs. Cybersalt.  Not since September 4, 2001 have we not had any teenagers. Happy Birthday Esther-Bunny! There is a new entry in the Funblog today. You wi... read more..
World's Biggest Alarm Clock
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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World's Biggest Alarm Clock

I cannot imagine waking up like this every day. ... read more..
Formula Cheat
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Formula Cheat

During an examination, the student was not able to answer the question so he copied the answer from another good student, The answer to the problem was 'log(1+x)'. He didn't want to make it obvious t... read more..
Cat T-Shirts
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Cat T-Shirts

If cats wore t-shirts, here is what they might say. "Purrfection cannot be improved" "If you don't like my attitude, you should see my cat" "Menopaws, This is the hottest I've been in years." "Tak... read more..
One-liner #0841
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0841

Thank you…Black Socks with Sandals, for officially declaring to the world, “I've stopped trying.”... read more..
Quote #1290
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1290

"The thing about quotes on the internet is you cannot confirm their validity."- Abraham Lincoln  read more..
Three Things Thursday [Vol.9]
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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Three Things Thursday [Vol.9]

These three picture frames were inspired by my readings on the internet about how to honour special memories while decluttering. The frame on the left displays memorabilia from our honeymoon, while th... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 19, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 19, 2012

Due to an error between my seat and my keyboard, yesterday's news was actually the news from the day before.  To correct this error, yesterday's news is now today's news. There is a new funny ca... read more..
What Cats Do
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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What Cats Do

What do you think cat's do? ... read more..
Lunch Communication
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Lunch Communication

A bricklayer at my husband's construction job routinely complained about the contents of his lunch box. "I'm sick and tired of getting the same old thing!" he shouted one day. "Tonight I'll set my wif... read more..
Quote #1289
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1289

"Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten."- G.K. Chesterson read more..
As They Get Old Pun - Part 3
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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As They Get Old Pun - Part 3

As They Get Old . . . Old photographers never die, they just stop developing. Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plain. Old policemen never die, they just cop out. Old preachers never ... read more..
One-liner #0840
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0840

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data" read more..
Memory Clinic
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Memory Clinic

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3857 - April 19, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3857 - April 19, 2012

Issue #3857 Cybersalt News Due to an error between my seat and my keyboard, yesterday's news was actually the news from the day before.  To correct this error, yesterda read more..
A Real Page Turner
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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A Real Page Turner

It's a wonder this guy has time to read! ... read more..
Integrity in Business
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Integrity in Business

An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer. "As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.' If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the fra... read more..
Quote #1288
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1288

"Fame due to the achievements of the mind never perishes.”- Propertius read more..
One-liner #0839
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0839

"Life is too short to remove usb safely." read more..
Sneaking Into the Olympics
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Sneaking Into the Olympics

Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first said, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security sys... read more..
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