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Monthly Archive

April 2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 62 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
226

Maybe We Should Go Back To Smoke Signal Communications

I must admit that communication is an essential part of my life today. The longer I live, the more sophisticated those communications become, and it’s challenging to me. Recently, I was working on my... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
111

Quote #2091

"Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world." - Virgil A. Kraft read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
104

One-Liner #1654

Common sense is not a gift - it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2349

Prayers as Heard By Children

From San Francisco: When I was a child, I learned this prayer as "Our Father, who are in Heaven, Howard be thy name." I always thought that was God's real name. Groton, Mass: My mother spent her earl... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2513

Performance Anxiety

"If you're ever attacked by a circus, go for the juggler." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1727

Gardening God's Way

Plant three rows of peas Peace of mind - Romans 14:5 Peace of heart - Acts 15:9 Peace of soul - 1 Peter 1:22 Plant four rows of squash Squash gossip - Lev 19:16 Squash selfishness - Luke 18:11-14 S... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
144

Suddenly I Realized

Earlier today I saw a bumper sticker that said, "I'm a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal." Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are n the roads!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
116

Cybersalt News - April 28, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!  Wow - I am swamped at Cybersalt World Headquarters! Seriously, I am happy to keep one nostril above the surface of all management that is going on right now. I'm not ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
113

One-Liner #1653

Hold on while I over think this.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
117

Quote #2090

"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." - Harlan Ellison read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4550

Cheap Loan

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000.   The loan officer, taken aback, requested c... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2662

Crack Sealer

"Cosmetics are a woman's way of keeping a man from reading between the lines." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1361

Life Is Good

My face in the mirror Isn't wrinkled or drawn. My house isn't dirty, The cobwebs are gone. My garden looks lovely And so does my lawn. I think I might never Put my glasses back on. ~ Author Unknow... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
286

The Good, the Bad, and the Grouchy

Have you ever had a week where everything went just perfect? Neither have I. Every Monday morning, I plan a perfect week, and I try my best to stick to that plan. My problem is simply, I do not know... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
116

Cybersalt News - April 24, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone! It's a busy weekend here at Cybersalt World Headquarters with a number of good things happening. Our eldest is home for 2 weeks, we celebrated one of our grandsons' 3rd bir... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
113

Quote #2089

"God is not looking for men of great faith, He is looking for common men to trust His great faithfulness." - Hudson Taylor read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
220

One-Liner #1652

Losing weight doesn't seem to be working for me, so from now on I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2504

Are You My Waiter?

Max Greenberg was at his favorite eatery, the Second Avenue Deli, when he called over the waiter. "Yes?" asked the busy waiter. "Are you sure you're the waiter I ordered from?" asked Max. "Why do y... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1964

Bugging Your Neighbors

"Bacteria: They're the only culture some people have." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1392

Loving Jesus

The little boy came home from his first day at Sunday School. He told his mother that his Sunday school teacher was Jesus' granny. "How did you reach that conclusion?" his mother asked. "Well, she n... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
146

Cybersalt News - April 21, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!  Yesterday was a milestone birthday for Esther, our youngest. She turned 30. That, of course means that Grandma Cybersalt and I have no children under the age of 30 no... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5459

Medical Advice

One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?" "Well," he said, "I was thinking abou... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
89

Quote #2088

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." - Erma Bombeck read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
102

One-Liner #1651

One minute you're young and fun - the next, you're turning down the car stereo to see better.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2389

Drum Sounds

A researcher arrives in Borneo to gather data for his thesis. Accompanied by his trusty guide, he seeks out a very remote locale for researching the behavior of the giant rat of Sumatra. Around dusk ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1626

Know When to Run

"Is it just me or does losing a hand in poker seems like a pretty steep price to pay for a card game?" read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1433

Politeness

In a country home that seldom had guests, the young son was eager to help his mother after his father appeared with two dinner guests from the office. When the dinner was nearly over, the boy went to... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
109

Cybersalt News - April 17, 2022

Easter Sunday Greetings everyone - the Lord is risen! A friend of ours shared an original poem for Easter on her Facebook page, yesterday, and I got permission to share it here as today's illustratio... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
115

One-Liner #1650

Never laugh at your spouse's choices; you are one of them.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
279

Just When I Think I Got Everything Covered

I like to have an organized life. I must confess that my idea of organization is not The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage’s idea. We may share many things, but not planning and organization. When s... read more..

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