Monthly Archive

May 2016

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Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4106 - May 13, 2016

Cybersalt News Just because you don't like sardines is no reason to throw the baby out. You'll understand when you see the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictu read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - May 13, 2016

Just because you don't like sardines is no reason to throw the baby out. You'll understand when you see the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/baby-sardines... read more..

Funny Pictures
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Baby Sardines

Remember to not throw the baby outwith the sardines. ... read more..

Illustrations
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Kindness

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. "How much is an ice cream sunda... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #1052

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.... read more..

Clean Puns
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Transit Bait

In order to catch a bus, one must first learn to think like a bus.... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1500

"We must beware in our attitude toward people who are suffering that we do not blunder by imagining our point of view to be the only one." - Oswald Chambers, in Baffled to Fight Better from Quotabl read more..

Clean Jokes
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Job Interview

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for. "In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
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Nail Biting

Two older women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day. "I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That makes me terribly nervous!" the first one said. "Oh, my Elmer used to do the... read more..

Funny Pictures
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Babysitter Resume

Somebody didn't read their babysitter's resume very close. ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4105 - May 12, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site is a reminder to read your babysitter's resume carefully. You'll find "Babysitter Resume" at:www.cybersalt. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 12, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site is a reminder to read your babysitter's resume carefully. You'll find "Babysitter Resume" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pict read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1499

   "Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy." - C.S. Lewis read more..

Illustrations
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God's Beauty Tips

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others. To lose weight, let go of stress, hatred, anger, discontentment, and the need to control... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #1051

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of bread.... read more..

Clean Puns
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Science of Soft Drinks

I know a lot about pop; I guess you could say I'm a Fizzisist.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4104 - May 11, 2016

Cybersalt News Today's new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site is an onion bag that would make you cry for a different reason. You'll find "Corn Onions" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/corn-onio read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - May 11, 2016

Today's new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site is an onion bag that would make you cry for a different reason. You'll find "Corn Onions" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/corn-onions  Enjoy t... read more..

Funny Pictures
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Corn Onions

This bag of onions will make you cry for all the wrong reasons. ... read more..

Illustrations
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The Letter

Ruth went to her mail box and there was only one letter. She picked it up and looked at it before opening, but then she looked at the envelope again. There was no stamp, no postmark, only her name and... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #1050

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Famous Last Words

*Famous Last Words* *Ha! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist... *Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. *What happens if you touch these two wires tog- *We won't need reservati read more..

Clean Puns
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Crunge

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4103 - May 10, 2016

Cybersalt News There are a number of things that should not be done to dogs and today's Funny Dog picture shows one of them. You'll find "Dog Paint Job" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-p read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - May 10, 2016

There are a number of things that should not be done to dogs and today's Funny Dog picture shows one of them. You'll find "Dog Paint Job" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-paint-job Enjoy t... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
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Dog Paint Job

This funny dog picture is brought to you by the letter "why?" ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
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Spy Application

A man applied for a job as an industrial spy.  Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor. As soon as the man was alone, he s... read more..

Clean Puns
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Grammar Problem

The sign said “WET PAINT” so I emptied my Dasani water bottle on it.... read more..

Illustrations
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Triple Filter Test, Gossip, Slander

In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, "Do you know what I just heard about your friend?" "Hold on a mi... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #1049

The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day.  ... read more..

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