Monthly Archive

May 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 208 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Blessed Again
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Blessed Again

A young minister sitting down to dinner was about to say grace when he opened the casserole dish that his thrifty new bride had prepared from all of the refrigerator leftovers. "I don't know," he sai... read more..
Quote #1498
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1498

"Wherever you are, be all there." – Jim Elliot read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4102 - May 9, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4102 - May 9, 2016

Cybersalt News Do you sometimes feel overwhelmed or embarrassed by your struggle with technology that today's children take to with little or no effort? The newest entry in the FunBlog will go a lon read more..
Cybersalt News - May 9, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 9, 2016

Do you sometimes feel overwhelmed or embarrassed by your struggle with technology that today's children take to with little or no effort? The newest entry in the FunBlog will go a long way to helping ... read more..
Quote #1497
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4101 - May 8, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4101 - May 8, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings and Happy Mother's day - for those whom Mother's Day is a celebration. Mother's Day is very painful for many mothers and children alike for a number of reasons. One p read more..
Cybersalt News - May 8, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 8, 2016

Sunday Greetings and Happy Mother's day - for those whom Mother's Day is a celebration. Mother's Day is very painful for many mothers and children alike for a number of reasons. One particularly p read more..
Contentment
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Contentment

Murphy decided it was time to buy a new house, so he decided to sell his old house and put the matter in a real estate agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful... read more..
Number Married
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Number Married

I just read a report that stated that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?... read more..
Save Me a Seat
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Save Me a Seat

A friend of mine, and her husband, were on vacation. They visited a church on Sunday. My friend likes to sit close to the front. So they entered a pew in the second row. Shortly after settling int... read more..
Kids, Adults, and Technology
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Kids, Adults, and Technology

Do you sometimes feel awkward or embarrassed by your struggle with technology that children seem to have no problem with? If so give them a tape cassette play and cheer up!  ... read more..
Quote #1496
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1496

"The early church was married to poverty, prisons and persecutions. Today, the church is married to prosperity, personality, and popularity." - Leonard Ravenhill read more..
Pirate Veggies
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pirate Veggies

At the grocery store today we saw cobs of corn "on sale" for $4.00 for 4. A buck an ear? That's piracy!... read more..
One-liner #1048
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1048

Why do they call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"?... read more..
Rejected by a Parent?
Videos
Pastor Tim
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Rejected by a Parent?

Being rejected by a parent is one of the deepest hurts and pains we can experience in life. Real life shepherd, Ray Carman, shares about the hope all who have been so rejected have in the care that t... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4100 - May 7, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4100 - May 7, 2016

Cybersalt News Cybersalt's Mother's Day Jokes collection page has been spruced up. You'll find a collection of jokes for tomorrow's special day at:www.cybersalt.org/tag/13-mother-s-day-jokes Enjoy t read more..
Cybersalt News - May 7, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 7, 2016

Cybersalt's Mother's Day Jokes collection page has been spruced up. You'll find a collection of jokes for tomorrow's special day at:www.cybersalt.org/tag/13-mother-s-day-jokes Enjoy the rest of today... read more..
Quote #1495
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1495

"Lord, enlighten what's dark in me, strengthen what's weak in me, mend what's broken in me, bind what's bruised in me, heal what's sick in me, and lastly, revive whatever peace and love has died in read more..
One-liner #1047
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1047

"In dog years, I'm dead." - Unknown read more..
Jedi Utensils
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Jedi Utensils

Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobe walk into a Chinese Restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke is still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally tells him, “U... read more..
Raising Children and Bamboo
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Raising Children and Bamboo

Did you know that there is a certain type of bamboo in Japan that only flowers once every 120 years? It's certainly puzzling how this plant can keep track of time, but everything 119 years before it ... read more..
Geraniums
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Geraniums

A man walked into a flower shop and after looking around for several minutes, asked the clerk if there were any potted geraniums he could buy. "I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "We don't h... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4099 - May 6, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
93
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4099 - May 6, 2016

Cybersalt News Mother's Day is this Sunday, so if you are going to buy your mom a present leave some time for shopping. After all, as the newest picture on the Cybersalt Site reminds us, she certain read more..
Cybersalt News - May 6, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 6, 2016

Mother's Day is this Sunday, so if you are going to buy your mom a present leave some time for shopping. After all, as the newest picture on the Cybersalt Site reminds us, she certainly spent a lot of... read more..
Enough Shopping
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Enough Shopping

Oh mom, enough shopping! Thanks to Sarah Joy Visser for permission to use this picture!... read more..
Massachusetts Shorts
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Massachusetts Shorts

Khakis (n.): what you need to start the car in Boston.... read more..
One-liner #1046
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1046

I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.... read more..
Eyes of Love
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Eyes of Love

My mother's friend joined Weight Watchers, and the other day when she was getting ready to go to the weekly meeting her little grandson asked her where she was going. She said she was going to her fat... read more..
Pray Loud
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Pray Loud

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs, "I PRA... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4098 - May 5, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
90
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4098 - May 5, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy Cinco de Mayo, which co-incidentally fell on May 5 this year! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Rhino Breed read more..
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