Monthly Archive

May 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 208 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - May 5, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 5, 2016

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy Cinco de Mayo, which co-incidentally fell on May 5 this year! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Rhino Breeding" at:www.cyb... read more..
Rhino Breeding
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Rhino Breeding

It was clear something had definitely gone wrong in the rhino breeding program. ... read more..
Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps

I used to be indecisive. But now I am not so sure.... read more..
Quote #1493
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1493

 "When the dead hand of rationalism holds Christianity in its stony grip, all energy and vitality is drained out of it, not to mention miracle and mystery."  - Leonard Sweet read more..
One-liner #1045
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1045

George Burns has some of the best one-liners! George: Gracie, did the nurse ever happen to drop you on your head when you were a baby? Gracie: Oh no! We couldn't afford a nurse, my mother had to do ... read more..
Bathroom Sign
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Bathroom Sign

Thanks to Norma K. Appel for sending today's CleanLaugh.  Dear Pastor Tim, this is a true story. It was Thanksgiving day and my friend's hall bathroom was not working. She had another bathroom... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4097 - May 4, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4097 - May 4, 2016

Cybersalt News Have you ever been to a BBQ and asked for a doggie bag?  If not, you might not want to start at this "Free BBQ".www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/free-bbq  Enjoy the rest of tod read more..
Cybersalt News - May 4, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 4, 2016

Have you ever been to a BBQ and asked for a doggie bag?  If not, you might not want to start at this "Free BBQ".www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/free-bbq  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!&nb... read more..
Quote #1492
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1492

"Think it through to its logical conclusion, and if the outcome is something that God would condemn, put a stop to it immediately." - Oswald Chambers read more..
Skinny Lane
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Skinny Lane

If you’re walking in the narrow space behind my building, you’re right up my alley.... read more..
One-liner #1044
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1044

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?... read more..
Free BBQ
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Free BBQ

Be careful if you ask for a doggie bag. ... read more..
Dependency On God
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Dependency On God

Prayer of a child: "Bless my mom and dad ... and dear God, take good care of Yourself. If anything happens to You, we're sunk."... read more..
Ladies' Tee
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Ladies' Tee

It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Murray was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee b... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4096 - May 3, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4096 - May 3, 2016

Cybersalt News If you've ever had a tingling sense like something was up, you'll understand how Sharon often feels.  Check out "Tingling Senses" at:http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/tingl read more..
Cybersalt News - May 3, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 3, 2016

If you've ever had a tingling sense like something was up, you'll understand how Sharon often feels.  Check out "Tingling Senses" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/tingling-senses Enjo... read more..
Quote #1491
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1491

  You, Lord, keep my lamp burning; my God turns my darkness into light. With your help I can advance against a troop; with my God I can scale a wall. - Psalm 18:28-29 read more..
Tingling Senses
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Tingling Senses

Sharon's senses were tingling again. ... read more..
Theatre Ban
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Theatre Ban

After the London Playwrights Guild found out what Shakespeare was up to, he was bard for life.... read more..
One-liner #1043
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1043

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." - unknown read more..
A Brokxn Kxy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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A Brokxn Kxy

Evxn though my typxwritxr is an old modxl, it works quitx wxll xxcxpt for onx of the kxys. I havx many timxs wishxd that it workxd pxrfxctly. It is trux that thxrx arx forty-onx kxys that function wx... read more..
Good Robbery
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Good Robbery

The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized. "It's bad," said the proprietor, "but it's not as bad as it could have been if he'd robbed me yesterday." "Why i... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4095 - May 2, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4095 - May 2, 2016

Cybersalt News If you live in the Northern Hemisphere, summer is on the way. Before then, be sure to get your car's air conditioner tuned up or repaired. Try to do better than the subject of the Cyb read more..
Cybersalt News - May 2, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 2, 2016

If you live in the Northern Hemisphere, summer is on the way. Before then, be sure to get your car's air conditioner tuned up or repaired. Try to do better than the subject of the Cybersalt Site's new... read more..
One-liner #1042
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1042

I just got lost in thought; it was unfamiliar territory.... read more..
Quote #1490
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1490

"I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see." – John Burroughs read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4094 - May 1, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4094 - May 1, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings and happy May everyone! There is a new inspirational video on the Cybersalt Site today. Some out there will think I'm going to Hell in a hand basket for being inspire read more..
Cybersalt News - May 1, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 1, 2016

Sunday greetings and happy May everyone! There is a new inspirational video on the Cybersalt Site today. Some out there will think I'm going to Hell in a hand basket for being inspired by it, but Bon... read more..
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