Monthly Archive

May 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 208 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Nerves of Steel
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Nerves of Steel

My friend, an ex-Marine Aviator wanted to show off his new twin-engine plane. I was riding along as he put it through its paces. Suddenly, we were caught in a violent thunderstorm, with lightning cra... read more..
Jury Age
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Jury Age

Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend received a jury-duty notice. She called to remind the people at the clerk's office that she was exempt because of her age. "You need to come... read more..
Quote #1510
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1510

"There are many moments when I wake at night, watch my husband and son as they sleep, and think about the women I’ve met over the years who want nothing more than this: to be still in the dark, free read more..
Lion Camping
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Lion Camping

Stay cool when lions lick your tent - there will be plenty of time to scream later! ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4118 - May 25, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4118 - May 25, 2016

Today's mailing is arriving late due to an error between Pastor Tim's keyboard and seat! Cybersalt News Don't you just hate it when you are camping and lions start licking your tent? Well, these peo... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 25, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 25, 2016

Don't you just hate it when you are camping and lions start licking your tent? Well, these people seemed to handle it quite well. Check out "Lion Camping" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/lion-... read more..
Fashion Film
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Fashion Film

Watching a documentary on how they attach those little metal things onto jeans. It's riveting.... read more..
Permitted To Learn
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Permitted To Learn

As an instructor in driver education at the local area High School, I've learned that even the brightest students can become flustered behind the wheel. One day I had three beginners in the car, each... read more..
One-liner #1062
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1062

He who laughs last thinks slowest.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4117 - May 24, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4117 - May 24, 2016

Cybersalt News The newest addition to the FunBlog is definitely not your grandfather's sandbox. Check out "Augmented Reality Sandbox" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/augmented-reality-sandbox  Enj read more..
Cybersalt News - May 24, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 24, 2016

The newest addition to the FunBlog is definitely not your grandfather's sandbox. Check out "Augmented Reality Sandbox" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/augmented-reality-sandbox  Enjoy the rest of t... read more..
Quote #1509
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1509

"If you love someone, let them nap." - anonymous read more..
Sausage Fear
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Sausage Fear

I have a phobia of German sausage. I fear the wurst.... read more..
Augmented Reality Sandbox
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Augmented Reality Sandbox

This is augmented reality sandbox is definitely not you grandfather's sandbox! ... read more..
First and Next
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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First and Next

A widow recently married a widower. Soon after the marriage she was approached by a friend who laughingly remarked, "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks ... read more..
Three Powerful Words
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3400
2 min read

Three Powerful Words

A funny story is told about General George Patton from his World War II days. He once accepted an invitation to dine at a press camp in Africa. Wine was served in canteen cups but, obviously thinking ... read more..
Vacation Time
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Vacation Time

Jill had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went. "Pretty good I think," replied Jill. "But if I go to work there, I won't get a vacation unless I'm marr... read more..
One-liner #1061
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1061

If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4116 - May 23, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
91
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4116 - May 23, 2016

Cybersalt News Sometimes a fly in your soup is not the biggest problem at hand. You'll see what I mean when you see "Soup Hair" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/soup-hair Enjoy the rest of today' read more..
Cybersalt News - May 23, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 23, 2016

Sometimes a fly in your soup is not the biggest problem at hand. You'll see what I mean when you see "Soup Hair" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/soup-hair Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ... read more..
Psalm 23 Summary
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Psalm 23 Summary

A Sunday school teacher asked her class if anyone could quote the entire 23rd Psalm. A golden-haired, four-and-a-half-year-old girl was among those who raised their hands. A bit skeptical, the teache... read more..
Quote #1508
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1508

"To limit God's revelation to a cold list of dos and don'ts is as tragic as looking at a Colorado road map and saying that you'd seen the Rockies." - Max Lucado read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4115 - May 22, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4115 - May 22, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. A recent power outage cost James more than a stubbed toe and late coffee. You can read " read more..
Cybersalt News - May 22, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 22, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. A recent power outage cost James more than a stubbed toe and late coffee. You can read "It Was Lights out... read more..
Popeye Scandal
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Popeye Scandal

Cheap olive oil: gets a lot of bad press.... read more..
Soup Hair
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Soup Hair

Excuse me waiter, there's a fly in my . . . . . never mind. ... read more..
It Was Lights out at the Old Parsonage
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

It Was Lights out at the Old Parsonage

As long as I can remember, and at my age that does not go back very far, I have always been an early riser. I do not like to stay in bed any longer than I have to. So much I want to do and so little t... read more..
Family Feud Answers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9059
2 min read

Family Feud Answers

*Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on the game show Family Feud:* Name something a blind person might use: a sword Name a song with moon in the title: blue suede moon read more..
English Verses Western
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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English Verses Western

My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was. He told her one had a hor... read more..
One-liner #1060
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1060

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.... read more..
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