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Monthly Archive

May 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 67 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sermons
Pastor Tim
890

Living As A Grief Trap

Live in a way that doesn't cause the Holy Spirit grief. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120527.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120527.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1274

Moving.....

FG_AUTHORS: Alyssa DavisHello Readers!There is a new post up today,  but you won't find it here! That is because my blog has moved. So check it out and please update your bookmarks/feedburner/blo... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1119

Cybersalt News - May 23, 2012

Please note that if you are visually impaired and use software to help you read e-mails, the Cybersalt Digest is available in text only format.  If this would work better for you, please reply to... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3240

Ugly is In the Crossed Eyes of the Beholder

Society loves the beautiful, but what if everbody was only looking at the spot inbetween? ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2778

Career Spelling

It's career day at school and the teacher instructs his students each to stand up, state their parents occupation, spell it and then tell what their parent would do if they were here today.  Litt... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1380

Quote #1303

“There are no more committed people on the planet than surfers. We fall down a lot. We turn around, paddle back out, and do it over and over again. Unlike anything else in life, the stoke of surfing i... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2613

Termite Question

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1463

One-liner #0854

"I don't date women my own age, there are no women my own age."- George Burns  read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3717

Lunch On The Bank

A pastor and two of his deacons are out on the river fishing in their rowboat. Twelve o'clock rolls around, and one of the deacons notices a nice spot on the bank to have lunch. He turns to the others... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2503

Choosing A Successor

A successful businessman knew it was time to choose a successor to lead his business. Instead of appointing one of his directors, or one of his children, he decided to call the company's young executi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1362

Cybersalt News - May 22, 2012

A Cybersaltine was at Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday and while we talked she was surprised to learn that there are games to play on the Cybersalt site.  Did you know that?  You can f... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4331

You are a lousy cook if.…

You are a lousy cook if.... Your family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren. Anyone has ever broken a tooth eating your homemade yoghurt. Your kids know what "peas p... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1805

Quote #1302

"God wants full custody, not just weekend visits." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2507

Dear Math

Dear Math, Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1465

One-liner #0853

"They don't pay taxes, they barely speak English and they want our jobs - something must be done about children." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1828

Tell Them Now

If with pleasure you are viewingAny work a man is doing,If you like him or you love him tell him now.Don't withhold your approbationTill the parson makes orationAnd he lies with snowy lilies on his br... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1102

Cybersalt News - May 21, 2012

Yesterday's partial solar eclipse was pretty much a non-event at Cybersalt World Headquarters due to cloud cover.  Around the peak time of the eclipse I did notice that the clouds were dimmer tha... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1632

No Leisure To Look Up

King Henry IV of France once asked the Duke of Alva if he had observed the great eclipse of the sun that had recently occurred. "No," said the duke, "I have so much to do on the earth that I have no ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2111

English Barber

What does an English barber do for a living? Eclipse.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1432

One-liner #0852

"He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the cou read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1427

Quote #1301

"Even the Sun appeared hideous, so that scarcely a third part of it gave light, I believe on account of such deeds of wickedness and the shedding of innocent blood."- Gregorius Turonensis (referr read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1159

Summer Begins

FG_AUTHORS: Alyssa DavisThis week has been filled with fun and exciting, non-blogging activities! We've been eating well, playing board games, going on adventures downtown and soaking up sun. Also, Es... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1251

How To Snatch Failure From the Jaws of Victory

Times of victory bring opportunities for failure. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120520.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120520.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1086

Cybersalt News - May 20, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "My Mother Was Wrong About Spinach" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/my-mother-wa... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3156

My Mother Was Wrong About Spinach

One of the great joys of getting older, and there is at least one joy involved in this grueling process, is discovering that you were right all the time. I try not to boast here because, well, tha read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4503

Arizona Rain

A visitor once asked, "Does it ever rain in Arizona?" A rancher quickly answered, "Yes, it does. Do you remember in the Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?" The visitor replied, "Yes, I... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1087

Cybersalt News - May 19, 2012

I managed to sort out the error on the old site and can now resume moving over pages to the new Cybersalt Site.  Today's update is "Lizard Kiss" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lizard-kiss E... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1599

Meet Your Neighbors

As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks. Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house r... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2136

Red Handled Tools

This weekend at a flea market, my husband found a nice 4-in-1 screwdriver for $1. He also found a good 1/4" driver. They both had red handles. Yesterday, he was on the roof working on the TV antenna ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1364

One-liner #0851

"Lazy fact #126744368842085: you were too lazy to read that number." read more..

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