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Monthly Archive

June 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 27 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - June 30, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! With the end of June, Mrs. Cybersalt and I are close to resuming daily mailings according to our goal to do so "earlyish" in July. In the meantime, Happy Canada Day (July ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1518

 "I may not know where to go next, but I can count on the One who sends me." - Katy McCown read more..

Clean Jokes
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How Much Are Your Dogs

If you are not sure what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. It seems this Goober was wanting a dog for a pet, so he went to the local pet store to buy one. He asked the clerk "how muc... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Wok Like a Man

How's your wok, brother? - Stir Fry Accountability Group... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1070

Statistics show that statistics can't be trusted.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Duping Ourselves

"An utterly fascinating illustration of this duping of ourselves is the latest arts building opened at Ohio State University, the Wexner Center for the Performing Arts, another one of our chimerical e read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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My Argument

"My argument against God was that the universe seemed so cruel and unjust. But how had I got this idea of just and unjust? A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of a straight lin read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - June 23, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mrs. Cybersalt and I continue to work through our busier than usual schedule over these weeks but we remain on track to resume daily mailings "earlyish" in July. Did you k... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Milestone

Milestone: Throw a rock 5,280 feet.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1517

"Hardships often prepare ordinary people for extraordinary destiny."- C.S. Lewis read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1069

No one goes there anymore; it's too crowded.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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4th Grade Experiment

The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet. She was shocked and stunned and ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - June 16, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Father's Day is this Sunday so this week's hiatus mailing (to avoid the hernia of keeping posts going every day while Mrs. Cybersalt and I are swamped with some other thing... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1516

Here is a handy reference list of the "Christian Response" to social issues: Love them! read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Walk a Little Plainer Daddy

"Walk a little plainer daddy," said a little boy so frail, "I'm following your footsteps and I don't want to fail. Sometimes your steps are plain, sometimes they are hard to see; So walk a lit read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Poor Dad

A father worked as an accountant for the Air National Guard. Despite a regular adequate income he had a "poor" mindset, always unhappy about money matters and very vocal about it. One year at an air... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1335

New Diet

New Diet: Yeah I still eat ribs... sparingly.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1068

I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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A Survival Kit for Everyday Living

Items Needed: Toothpick Rubber Band Band Aid Pencil Eraser Chewing Gum Mint Candy Kiss Tea Bag Why??? 1) TOOTHPICK - to remind you to pick out the good qualities in others. 2) RUBBER B... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Cheap Gas

When the car engine developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife if she had bought special non-leaded or regular gas, but she couldn't remember. "You probably got the cheaper gas," he said. "... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1515

"There is no private Christianity. To be a Christian is to be in relationship."- E. Radner read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - June 10, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - Not! A few weeks a go I mentioned that Mrs. Cybersalt and I have some major obligations and plans that are going to keep us from updating the Cybersalt Site and getting ma... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Let it Bee

So what if I can't spell Armiggedon? It's not the end of the world.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1067

Camping is nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - June 2, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! You may have noticed that there have been no mailings yet this week. That is because for the next 5 weeks Mrs. Cybersalt and I have some major obligations and plans that ar... read more..

Clean Jokes
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The Violin

Little Hope was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Hope's violin reac... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Hypocritical Leadership

"Perhaps the greatest dilemma of the pastor - or any Christian leader - is the danger of hypocrisy. By this I mean that, unlike other professionals, we as ministers are expected to proclaim God’s goo read more..

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