Monthly Archive

July 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 149 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - July 20, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 20, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. It's a place where many people would have a hard time falling asleep. You'll find "Slingshot Bench" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/slings... read more..
Emperor Disappointment
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Emperor Disappointment

It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. (Not even remotely.)... read more..
One-liner #1077
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1077

I don't own a cell phone or a pager; I just hang around everyone I know, all the time and if someone wants to get hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly. - Mit... read more..
Slingshot Bench
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Slingshot Bench

Nobody can fall asleep on this bench any longer. ... read more..
Quote #1525
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1525

"Worry is a misuse of imagination." - Dan Zadra read more..
The Many Names of CHRIST
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Many Names of CHRIST

To the ARTIST He is the One Altogether Lovely. To the ARCHITECT He is the Chief Corner Stone. To the BAKER He is the Living Bread. To the BANKER He is the Hidden Treasure. To the BIOLOGIST He is t... read more..
Wait Watching
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Wait Watching

Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit. Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of capris. "Wow," the ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4134 - July 19, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4134 - July 19, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Bird Picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Bird Favorites" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bird-favorites  Enjoy the rest of today's ma read more..
Cybersalt News - July 19, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 19, 2016

There is a new Funny Bird Picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Bird Favorites" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bird-favorites  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor... read more..
Bird Favorites
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Bird Favorites

Both chicks were being bugged in their own way. ... read more..
Happy Shoes
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Happy Shoes

A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8.  The obviously well-trained salesman says, "But sir, you take an 11 or eleven-and-a-half."  "Just bring me a size eight a... read more..
One-liner #1076
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1076

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."  - Ann Landers read more..
Philosophy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Philosophy

A friend of mine was a philosophy major during his first semester in college. One day in class, they spent a great deal of time debating whether the glass was half full or half empty. After the ... read more..
Quote #1524
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1524

"You can see God from anywhere if your mind is set to love & obey Him."   - AW Tozer read more..
Please and Thank You
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Please and Thank You

While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She also had her seven-year-old son with her. Everyone gathered around the baby, and the little boy asked, "Mommy,... read more..
Dig That Cocoa
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Dig That Cocoa

Archaeologists excavating a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4133 - July 18, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4133 - July 18, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Inspirational Video on the Cybersalt Site today. It is a commercial that Channel 4 (UK) has made ahead of the 2016 Paralympic Games in Rio. You won't be sorry you watch read more..
Cybersalt News - July 18, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 18, 2016

There is a new Inspirational Video on the Cybersalt Site today. It is a commercial that Channel 4 (UK) has made ahead of the 2016 Paralympic Games in Rio. You won't be sorry you watched "Yes I Can - P... read more..
Baby Prescription
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Baby Prescription

A woman brought her baby in to see the doctor, and he determined right away the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear eve... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4132 - July 17, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
93
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4132 - July 17, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. I know the graphic to the right says "Happy Monday" but that is because it belongs to newest devotional from Rev. James Snyder. It seems James recently had read more..
Cybersalt News - July 17, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - July 17, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. I know the graphic to the right says "Happy Monday" but that is because it belongs to newest devotional from Rev. James Snyder. It seems James recently had a week with more... read more..
Yes I Can - Paralympics Commercial
Videos
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Yes I Can - Paralympics Commercial

Here's an inspiring commercial from Channel 4 (UK) ahead of their coverage of the 2016 Paralympic Games in Rio. It's a reminder to all of us that our attitude towards the "disabled" is often the great... read more..
How Many Mondays Are There in One Week?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2493
4 min read

How Many Mondays Are There in One Week?

I must admit I am not up to date with all of the technology and gadgets today. Just when I think I have something mastered, they upgrade it or replace it was something that I cannot figure out. I gues... read more..
Noises Under the Floor
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Noises Under the Floor

Our bathroom is in the back of the house and it's difficult to hear if someone is on the property to conduct inspections, maintenance or even to visit. One morning while getting ready for work, and t... read more..
Dog Tricks
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4154
2 min read

Dog Tricks

*Mind Games You Can Play with Your Humans* 1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especiall read more..
Quote #1523
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1523

"Naps are a kiss on the forehead from God." - Penn Clark "Advice to Pastors" read more..
One-liner #1075
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1075

Caller ID should be more detailed: "Wants Help Moving," "Going to Whine," "Will Ask to Borrow Money."... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4131 - July 16, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4131 - July 16, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new addition to the FunBlog today; it's literally pretty cool! You'll find "Quantum Levitation" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/quantum-levitation Enjoy the rest of today's ma read more..
Cybersalt News - July 16, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - July 16, 2016

There is a new addition to the FunBlog today; it's literally pretty cool! You'll find "Quantum Levitation" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/quantum-levitation Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor... read more..
Quantum Levitation
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quantum Levitation

We could try to explain how quantum levitation works, but cutting and pasting would only make us look way smarter than we are.  So let's just simply enjoy this together! ... read more..
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