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Monthly Archive

July 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 62 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
251

Cybersalt News - July 30, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Lacking any exciting personal news to share today, I thought I'd do a Google search for "Chicken News" to see if there was an interesting link to share and wouldn't you kno... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
383

Quote #1934

"In the early stages of our Christian life, we do not watch with Jesus, we watch for Him." - Oswald Chambers read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4852

Shirt Help

While I was working in the men's section of a department store, a woman asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband. When I asked about his size, the woman looked stumped at first... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2526

Understanding Art

Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray c... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2139

Sixty-Five at Least

A policeman stops a speeding car and tells the woman driver; "When I saw you driving down the road, I thought to myself, 'sixty-five at least.'" The woman replied: "I don't think that is quite fair. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1312

Learning Through Play

Our Lamaze class included a tour of the pediatric wing of the hospital. When a new baby was brought into the nursery, all the women tried to guess its weight, but the guy standing next to me was the o... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
429

One-Liner #1496

I'm gonna work on being less condescending. (Condescending means to talk down to people.)... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
334

It’s Not Always What It Seems

There are times when my bad hearing is a blessing. I'm not sure if I'm not listening or not hearing. It’s hard for me to tell. For example, the other night, right after midnight, the Gracious Mistres... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
255

Cybersalt News - July 26, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! One of the pastors that Cybersalt works with overseas emailed the other day, letting me know his wife and their youngest of 3 children have the flu. While he did not say it... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
383

Quote #1933

  "When obedience to God contradicts what I think will give me pleasure, let me ask myself if I love Him." - Elisabeth Elliot read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2774

Needled

At a naval barracks the enlisted men were being given their shots prior to going overseas. One lad, having received his whole series of injections, asked for a glass of water. "What's the matter, Mat... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2178

Two Hundred Cows

"I have 200 cows." "Yesterday, you said you had 199 cows." "That was before I rounded them up." - Richard Lederer and James Ertner read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1337

Church Health

A new Pastor in a small Oklahoma town spent the first four days making personal visits to each of the members, inviting them to come to his first services. The following Sabbath the church was all bu... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
364

One-Liner #1495

Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
226

Cybersalt News - July 23, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Cybersaltine Mike A. for today's chicken picture. Mike said that this chicken was outside his local food store in Miami, making it one brave chicken in my books.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
368

One-Liner #1494

Five symptoms of laziness: 1.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
687

Quote #1932

  "If you ask, 'Why is this happening?' no light will come, but if you ask, 'How am I to glorify God now?' there will always be an answer." - J. I. Packer  read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3348

Ministry Salaries

A Sunday School teacher was trying to explain about saying grace before meals.  One of the pupils was the young son of the minister of that church, so she started the discussion by asking him, "... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4993

Favorite Flower

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Tom and his wife Peg listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4304

Tourism

I am a mental tourist. My mind wanders.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1513

Neighbors

You Know You Live in a Small Town When... The "road hog" in front of you on Main Street is a farmer's combine. The local phone book has only one yellow page. Third Street is on the edge of town. Y... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
460

A Family Stare off Competition

During the last several months, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I have spent some quality time together. I’m assuming this is quality time, but I will have to get second opinion evidence ab... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
246

Cybersalt News - July 19, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! You may recognize the name of J.I. Packer for his well known book, "Knowing God." Dr. Packer passed away on Friday. For this Sunday's video share I am featuring the follow... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
577

Quote #1931

 "The Christian's motto should not be 'Let go and let God,' but 'Trust God and get going!'" - J. I. Packer read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2666

Letter Order

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Txes M&A Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rs... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2248

Pro-Gravity

“Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.”... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1389

God's Will

A young girl asked her father following the church service “Dad, is God going to die?” “Of course not, God can’t die,” replied her father. “Why do you ask?” The girl answered, “The Pastor kept sayin... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
404

One-Liner #1493

The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
239

Cybersalt News - July 16, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Our daughter and grandson have arrived for an 8 week visit while my son-in-law does some army training in the reserves. Alyssa works for Shopify so she can work wherever th... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
447

Quote #1930

"The strength of the church is not the strength of its institutions but the authenticity of its witness." - Leonard Sweet read more..

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