Monthly Archive

August 2016

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One-liner #1110
One-liners
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One-liner #1110

Anyone who says, "Easy as taking candy from a baby!" has never tried.... read more..
IAMS Hotline
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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IAMS Hotline

The IAMS Pet Professionals, a team of 30 trained customer service representatives at The Iams Company, handle more than 300,000 inquiries a year from pet owners across the country. Although the majori... read more..
Concentrate
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Concentrate

When a man pulled two guns on convenience store clerk Wazir Jiwi and demanded money, Jiwi asked how much he wanted for one of the guns. He said $100, which Jiwi paid him. Then Jiwi offered to buy the ... read more..
Quote #1558
Quotes
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Quote #1558

"You fearful saints fresh courage take, the clouds you so much dread are big with mercy and will break in blessings on your head." - Anonymous read more..
Word Play
Clean Puns
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Word Play

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4172 - August 27, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4172 - August 27, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Dog Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Vent" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-vent Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - August 27, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 27, 2016

There is a new Funny Dog Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Vent" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-vent Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Laundry Husband
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Laundry Husband

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends,... read more..
Dog Vent
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Dog Vent

Suddenly the cat's belldidn't seem so dumb. ... read more..
One, Two, Three
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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One, Two, Three

Preparing for the most important presentation of his life, a sales rep went to a psychiatrist. "I'll implant a hypnotic suggestion in your mind," said the shrink. "Just say 'one-two-three,' and you'll... read more..
One-liner #1109
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1109

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.... read more..
State of The World
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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State of The World

The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him. When the boat grounded on t... read more..
Quote #1557
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1557

"Those who play on fear, who practice the politics of division, who fuel nationalistic fervor, and who incite violence and hate are strengthened by ignorance and public resignation." – Dr. Samantha read more..
Old Testament Barista
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Old Testament Barista

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4171 - August 26, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4171 - August 26, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Steps from the Court" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/steps-from-the-tennis-court Enjoy the rest of tod read more..
Cybersalt News - August 26, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 26, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Steps from the Court" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/steps-from-the-tennis-court Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~... read more..
Steps from the Tennis Court
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Steps from the Tennis Court

The rental add said, "Steps from the Tennis Court" ... read more..
Quote #1556
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1556

  "Disciples are producers not consumers." - Mike Breen read more..
Party of None
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Party of None

Lousy Restaurant ... I have my reservations.... read more..
Giving Credit Where Credit Is Due
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Giving Credit Where Credit Is Due

An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented "These are very good! You must have a good camera."... read more..
Old Friends
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Old Friends

Amy and Judy are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. Amy is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore. "As I get older he doesn... read more..
One-liner #1108
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1108

 "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4170 - August 25, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4170 - August 25, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday, somebody shared to my Facebook page (www.facebook.com/cybersalt) one of my favorite funny videos on the internet. It reminded me that I already h read more..
Cybersalt News - August 25, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 25, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday, somebody shared to my Facebook page (www.facebook.com/cybersalt) one of my favorite funny videos on the internet. It reminded me that I already had it in the Fun... read more..
Quote #1555
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1555

Preachers are the absolute worst people to listen to sermons. So here is the prayer I use to prep myself: Lord, save me from compare, contrast, critique. Move me from cerebration to celebration. read more..
Nervous Man
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Nervous Man

A very nervous man, accompanied by his nagging wife, was examined by a doctor. After checking the chart, the doctor nodded and wrote the man a prescription for a powerful tranquilizer. The man asked... read more..
Coworker Support
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Coworker Support

One day at the veterinarian's office where I take my dog,  the receptionist and a man were verbally sparring with one another. After a few tense moments, a technician came to her co-worker's defe... read more..
Intimasea
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Intimasea

Fish Eyes: Windows to the sole.... read more..
One-liner #1107
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1107

Every warning label has an awesome backstory.... read more..
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do...(especially when you share the same major!) PSYCHOLOGY: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his Mother. SOCIOLOGY: Each claims to have been oppressed i... read more..
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