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Monthly Archive

October 2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 38 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
922

Sad Recycling

Crushing pop cans is soda pressing.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2509

Smoke Support

(This joke applies to a time long ago, but just go with it. Some things never change!) After experiencing difficulties with his computer, a poor, in-cognizant user called the system maker's technical read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
794

Endurance Honesty

Ernest Shackleton's recruiting advertisement for his 1912 Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition: "Men wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3293

Auction Parrot

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and hig... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3553

When Aging Reality Sets In

1. Eventually, you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. 2. Don't let anyone tell you that you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker. 3. The read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
342

Cybersalt News - October 28, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! It looks like email delivery is returning to normal so hopefully you get this on Sunday (Left Coast of Canada time!) More than ever, the families that Cybersalt supports t... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
749

New Dish

I just invented a new dish. I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it "Letter Rip!"... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1366

Communication Sign

I have worked for many years with the hearing impaired and on a visit to the library, I happened to notice a man and a woman, both deaf, signing with intense gestures, apparently in a heated debate. ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1010

I’m Dreaming of a Commercial Free World

It was one of those really busy weeks where there was hardly enough time to breathe. For myself, I was glad the week was over and I could relax for the evening. “What do you want for supper?” The Gra... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
340

Cybersalt News - October 25, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Your mailing from Sunday may have arrived very late and this mailing may take a while to get to some of you too. The recent two week break from sending out mailings changed... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
988

Quote #1771

  "I hate when people refer to faith in Jesus as a crutch. Nope! A crutch is for a limp. I was dead and needed a resurrection." - Louie Giglio read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2620

Pork Trial

There was a rabbi in a small town and he was really curious about why so many people ate pork. He really wanted to try some, but there was nowhere in town he could go and not be seen. One weekend, he ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
770

Is it a fragrance or a stench?

This past week I had to go to the mall. I know, I should know better, but I thought I could sneak in, get what I needed and sneak out again. So much for my thoughts. I wanted to purchase several tie ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1350

Siblings

My seven-year-old son, Nick, received a snap-together electronic kit for his birthday. He learned that if you put a resistor in line with the speaker, it lowers the volume from the speaker. During th... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
981

One-liner #1329

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1194

Quote #1770

"We need to care less about whether our children are academically gifted & more about whether they sit with the lonely kid in the cafeteria." - unknown read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
802

Honesty of a Child

"Peter!" his mother scolded, "There were two cookies in the pantry this morning but now there's only one! Do you have an explanation?" Peter replied, "It must have been too dark and I didn't see the read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3347

Number Eighteen

A first-time prisoner is placed in his cell with a cellmate. Before long it is time for "lights out" and the cell-block becomes dark nearly silent. Eventually, a voice from across the cell-block crie... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
319

Cybersalt News - October 21, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! My apologies that there have been no Mailings for the past two weeks. Earlier this month we lost a family friend and we took some time and made some space apart from some o... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
775

One-liner #1328

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFERS from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1732

Quote #1769

"A writer who says that there are no truths, or that all truth is 'merely relative,' is asking you not to believe him. So don't." - Roger Scruton, Modern Philosophy: An Introduction and Survey read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
761

One-liner #1327

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1139

Quote #1768

"Holding a grudge doesn't make you strong; it makes you bitter. Forgiving doesn't make you weak; it sets you free." - Dave Willis read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
901

One-liner #1326

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1140

Quote #1767

"Do not have your concert first, and then tune your instrument afterwards. Begin the day with the Word of God and prayer, and get first of all into harmony with Him." - Hudson Taylor read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
911

One-liner #1325

PLOT TWIST: Maybe eating a doughnut wasn't cheating on my diet; maybe going on a diet was cheating on my doughnuts.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1100

Quote #1766

"God doesn't love a future version of you. He loves you!" - Matt Chandler read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2960

Home Has Never Been Sweeter

If the good Lord ever intended me to travel as much as I have been traveling, I'm sure He would have given me wings. I like the idea of traveling; it is the actual traveling that gets me. The only goo... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1367

Bakery Ban

Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns. I replied, "You mean just like the ones grammar use to make?" Now I'm blocked.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2419

Quote #1765

"Listening is the highest form of hospitality ... not to change people but offering them space where change can take place." - Henri Nouwen read more..

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