Monthly Archive

November 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 71 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quote #1590
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1590

"A small leak will sink a great ship. A small spark will kindle a great fire. A little allowed sin will ruin an immortal soul." - J.C. Ryle read more..
Travelling Suit
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Travelling Suit

A man who sued an airline because his luggage went missing ... has lost his case.... read more..
One-liner #1142
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1142

My boss said, "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have;" now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.... read more..
I Scream for Ice Cream
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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I Scream for Ice Cream

The real truth behind the saying. ... read more..
Eternity
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Eternity

I spent 20 minutes explaining life insurance options to one of our employees. After reviewing the different plans and monthly deductions, he decided to max out, choosing $100,000 worth of life insura... read more..
Interview Phrases
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Interview Phrases

Phrases for you to use in a job interview - or to interpret when interviewing! Phrase: I'm extremely adept at all manners of office organization.Meaning: I've used Microsoft Office. Phrase: I'm hone... read more..
Cybersalt News - PEM Announcement
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - PEM Announcement

Hello Cybersaltines, A couple of months ago I let you know that mailings of the Cybersalt Digest and PearlyGates Newsletter were being cut back to twice and once a week (respectively) while I worked ... read more..
Give Us Today Our Daily Bread - The Lord's Prayer
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Give Us Today Our Daily Bread - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us to pray to God about the everyday, common things of life. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20161113.mp3{/audio} read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4207 - November 13, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4207 - November 13, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has been thinking about quietness, silence, and being still - thanks to some crickets. You can read "The Sound of Crickets Chirping in the read more..
Cybersalt News - November 13, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 13, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has been thinking about quietness, silence, and being still - thanks to some crickets. You can read "The Sound of Crickets Chirping in the Backyard" at:ww... read more..
The Sound of Crickets Chirping in the Backyard
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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The Sound of Crickets Chirping in the Backyard

Noise has become a daily experience for many people today. From morning until night, we are surrounded by noise of all kinds. People have gotten accustomed to an atmosphere of noise. For my part, I am... read more..
Quote #1589
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1589

"Engaging unengaged people groups is essential to fulfilling the Great Commission." - Issachar Initiative read more..
Dairy Ear
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Dairy Ear

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and began circling his head. Wouldn't you know it, the bug flew right into the cow's ear. T... read more..
One-liner #1141
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1141

Billion dollar idea: a smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, "I'm just cooking!"... read more..
The Holy Alphabet
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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The Holy Alphabet

Although things are not perfect Because of trial or pain Continue in thanksgiving Do not begin to blame. Even when the times are hard Fierce winds are bound to blow God is forever able Hold o... read more..
Pot-bellied Stove
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Pot-bellied Stove

An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern Canada. Suddenly, the temperature dropped and a furious snowstorm was upon them. They came across an isolated c... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 10, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 10, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Have you ever wondered where toothpicks come from and how they are made? Well, you'll finally know when you check out "Toothpick Factory" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-picture... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4206 - November 10, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4206 - November 10, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Have you ever wondered where toothpicks come from and how they are made? Well, you'll finally know when you check out "Toothpick Factory" at:www.cybersalt.o read more..
Toothpick Factory
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Toothpick Factory

Just another day at the toothpick factory. ... read more..
Fortress Pool
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Fortress Pool

"I'll dig another ditch around the castle, " Tom said remotely. read more..
Push Needed
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Push Needed

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a... read more..
Quote #1588
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1588

"Here is the world. Beautiful and terrible things will happen. Don't be afraid." - Frederick Buechner read more..
New Beginnings
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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New Beginnings

My dog chewed the tongue on one of my new, very expensive running shoes. I hoped to save my investment, so I took the sneakers to a shoe repair shop. I placed them on the counter and told the man, "My... read more..
Divider Return
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Divider Return

I was checking out at the local Albertsons with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "Dividers" that they keep by the cash regist... read more..
One-liner #1140
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1140

Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4!... read more..
Your Kingdom Come, Your will Be Done - The Lord's Prayer
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Your Kingdom Come, Your will Be Done - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us to ask for God's will to be done in our own lives on earth. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20161106.mp3{/audio} read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4205 - November 6, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4205 - November 6, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder recently tried to take small talk to a new level with someone at the grocery store. You can read "Apart from That, I’m Doing Fine!" at:www read more..
Cybersalt News - November 6, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 6, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder recently tried to take small talk to a new level with someone at the grocery store. You can read "Apart from That, I’m Doing Fine!" at:www.cybersalt.org/g... read more..
Quote #1587
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1587

"Choose to live generously and watch your life change." - Brad Formsma read more..
One-liner #1139
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1139

I might wake up early and go running ... but I also might win the lottery; the odds are about the same.... read more..
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