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Monthly Archive

November 2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 64 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2681

A Post-Thanksgiving Wishbone

Now that Thanksgiving is over, I am able to sit back and recoup from the activity. I'm not sure about anybody else, but a holiday such as Thanksgiving takes a lot out of me. Of course, it puts a lot i... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1819

Beer

Today on the way to work, I thought I saw a headline that read "Beer Recall." It actually read "Beef Recall." The story explained the discovery of mad cow disease in the United States. Mad cow disea... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1664

God's Omnipotence

I was scolding our pastor for his habit of starting church services late. I mentioned that in my years with the Air Force, when the general scheduled us to take off at 0700 hours, he didn't mean 0705... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
692

Quote #1871

"Waking up when you are a parent is like being shot out of a cannon every morning right into the middle of the circus and immediately begin handed flaming batons to juggle." - @hidingintheclosetwit read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
697

Waiting Sound

Sent my hearing aids away for repair about four weeks ago. I've heard nothing since.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2993

Come About

A young man who wants to see the world signs on to a steamship to be trained as a helmsman. He masters the classroom instruction, then starts his practical training on the wheel of the vessel. In his ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2661

One Suitcase

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
285

Cybersalt News - November 28, 2019

Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American. Whether or not you are eating a large dinner today, here's a fun look at some pants that many of us could use after feasting:www.c... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1375

Quote #1870

"It is one thing to believe the Bible but something else altogether to allow the Bible , through the ministry of the Holy Spirit, to impact and change your life." - A. W. Tozer read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
645

Mithed Chance

Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed the opportunity to call them "substitooths."... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
504

One-Liner #1432

Self-Annihilating Sentences: Advice It's about time we returned to the status quo.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
540

One-Liner #1433

I used to mix metaphors, but that ship has flown.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2994

Day of Thanksgiving

And after all is said and done...the kitchen cleaned up, the football game is over, the kids have FINALLY gone to bed and you lie quietly thinking about your day... your tummy starts to rumble... Twa... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2314

Thanksgiving Roses

Sandra felt as low as the heels of her Birkenstocks when she pulled open the florist shop door, against a November gust of wind. Her life had been as sweet as a spring breeze and then in the fourth m... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
296

Cybersalt News - November 24, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder reminds men everywhere that we don't have to act like turkeys - even when we want to! You can read "From One Turkey to Another" at:www.cybersalt... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
537

From One Turkey to Another

As a child, my favorite holiday was Christmas, second only to my birthday. These holidays were important because of the gifts I received. Oh, did I look forward to those holidays and all the presents ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
565

One-Liner #1431

Self-Annihilating Sentences: Commands Be brief, no matter how long it takes!... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
748

Quote #1869

"Transformation is serious business. Most believers are living in the bare margins of what God actually desires to do for them." - Lance Wallnau read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
878

Bean There?

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1469

Why Universities Would Never Give God a PhD

1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself. 6. It may be true that read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5807

Remembering Names

When I was introduced to a couple visiting our congregation, I decided to remember their names by noting they were the same as those of two characters in a popular children's story. After the service... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
269

Cybersalt News - November 21, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you live in the northern hemisphere, today is one month until the shortest day of the year and then the days will start to get longer - hang in there! In the meanti... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
604

One-Liner #1430

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Description He's deliberately unconscious.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
716

By the Letter

He hated acronyms and everything they stood for.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1436

Quote #1868

"And when you choose a life partner, you're choosing a lot of things, including your parenting partner and someone who will deeply influence your children, your eating companion for about 20,000 mea read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3202

Construction Accents

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1462

Normal Life

"Normal" is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to the job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, c read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2823

Listen for the Word

Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless, so my wife handed him a pad and pencil and suggested he mark down every time the speaker said the word "and." A... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
300

Cybersalt News - November 17, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder was very excited about a coupon for a free donut until he had to argue about the taxonomy of what is and isn't a donut. Free doesn't matter if you can't g... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
574

What's in a name, anyway?

I cannot express how ecstatic I was when someone gave me a coupon for a free donut. Normally, I am not overly excited about “free.” All I had to do was fill out a little survey online and they would ... read more..

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