Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1422 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

17 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1774

Quote #1383

Parents, the African Proverb is right . . . when elephants fight ants get hurt. ... read more..

17 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3154

Concert Seats

Ironically, I went to an Usher concert and could not find a seat. read more..

17 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1905

One-liner #0935

"Indescribable" sure has a lot of words. read more..

17 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3599

A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. "Do you watch much television here?" "Only the daytime shows," the inmate said. "At night... read more..

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2043

TOC Packers

This article page features the Green Bay Packers after a loss with a Turn the Other Cheek philosophy read more..

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1909

toc footballvikings

This article page is featuring the Minnesota Vikings losing in turn the other cheek style read more..

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2638

Benevolent Dictator

This article page cartoon features a pastor in power read more..

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2114

Eli is Dead

This article page cartoon features Eli dying in 1 Samuel 4 read more..

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2434

God's Laws don't change

This article page cartoon features God being very clear regarding the church debate over ordaining gay bishops read more..

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2644

God is so far away

This article page cartoon features a man seeking God who can be found in plain sight read more..

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2400

Coffee Chit Chat - John the Baptist

Coffee Chit Chat cartoon at church read more..

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2114

Paper Boy of God?

This article page cartoon features the Good News of God being delivered by a paper boy read more..

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2619

TOC Vikings

This article page cartoon features the Vikings losing with a turn the other cheek philosophy read more..

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2232

Toddler Takedown

This article page cartoon features a mom and her toddler wrapped around her knees read more..

17 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3595

Being a Dad at the Park

The park is a dangerous and risky place to be a dad! ... read more..

16 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2499

2 min read

Viking Bandwagon

THE MINNESOTA EPIDEMIC! It' that time of year again for the 'Minnesota Epidemic' which afflicts residents of Minnesota in almost epidemic proportions. The health risk that I speak of is the s read more..

16 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1384

Cybersalt News - October 16, 2013

I'm happy to announce there is a new edition of the Cybersalt Shaker online - episode #007! You can watch "Be a Small Intestine" at:www.cybersalt.org/krkx Also, for those of you keeping track, ... read more..

16 Oct

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

4524

Be a Small Intestine - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #007

The addition of a catch basin to a drainage system has Pastor Tim thinking of 1 Thessalonians 5:20-22. ... read more..

15 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1935

A Good Job Done

The farmer's son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions... read more..

15 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1641

Quote #1382

"Ambition to do great things for God isn't our problem - it's bending our ambitions toward what Jesus says a great thing is."- Zack Eswine read more..

15 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1934

One-liner #0934

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can - that's almost $7.00 in dog money."- Joe Weinstein read more..

15 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2817

Database Distraction

I'm too easily distracted to learn another relational database language . . . . SQL! read more..

15 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4545

Medieval History

My friend, an American history professor at Mount Union College in Ohio, was asked to teach a medieval history class. Not an expert on the Middle Ages, he was concerned about what he'd be able to off... read more..

13 Oct

Thanksgiving

Pastor Tim

1533

Thanksgiving Prayer

Thanksgiving is a type of prayer. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20131013.mp3{/audio}... read more..

11 Oct

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

2814

5 min read

Gratitude

It is Thanksgiving weekend here in Canada. I woke up this morning with the same anticipation I feel about Christmas: one more sleep until our big family meal! But it is not just the calendar that has ... read more..

10 Oct

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

3737

Renewed Minds - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #006

A courtesy car from the autobody shop reminds Pastor Tim of Romans 12:2. ... read more..

10 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1515

Cybersalt News - October 10, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Cybersalt Shaker online today. Watch "Renewed Minds" (episode #006) to find out how a courtesy car from the autobody repair shop reminded me of Romans 12:2.w... read more..

09 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2388

Humility

A colleague was invited to hold a speech in Japan. Aware of his reputation as a very good speaker, he was surprised that his audience did not react at all to any of his perfectly timed jokes and witti... read more..