Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1477 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Printed Headlight
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Printed Headlight

Jordan was beginning to suspect the 3D-printer he bought was a rip-off. ... read more..
Baker Spell
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Baker Spell

How could a baker not know how flower is spelt?... read more..
Quote #1451
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1451

There is never going to be a time when you will look at God and say, "You're so predictable!" read more..
Judgement, Self Righteousness, Assumption
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Judgement, Self Righteousness, Assumption

A man sees another leaning against the wall of a large building. The second man is puffing away, one cigarette after another. The nonsmoker says, "Sir, I couldn't help noticing how you chain-smoke. H... read more..
One-liner #1003
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1003

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday and I'll tell you what . . . never again!... read more..
Goober Celebration
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Goober Celebration

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober  An ice cream store employee is standing behind the co... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4048 - March 15, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4048 - March 15, 2016

Cybersalt News Tomorrow will be an exciting day here at Cybersalt World Headquarters as Joomla 3.5 (the software that runs the Cybersalt sites) is released. For those of you who have web sites runn read more..
Cybersalt News - March 15, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 15, 2016

Tomorrow will be an exciting day here at Cybersalt World Headquarters as Joomla 3.5 (the software that runs the Cybersalt sites) is released. For those of you who have web sites running on Joomla you ... read more..
Cat Relax
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Relax

I think I know who got into the muscle relaxants. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 14, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 14, 2016

When I first started putting One-liners on the Cybersalt Site, some people thought I was being pretty ambitious by numbering the first one "0001" so that they would continue to sort alphabetically (ye... read more..
Monastery Choir
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Monastery Choir

The local monastery is looking for a choir director: apply if you get the chants.... read more..
One-liner #1001
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1001

Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.... read more..
Soul Winning Efforts
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Soul Winning Efforts

A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul, the preacher asked the man, "Are you laboring in the vineyard of t... read more..
Quote #1450
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1450

"The water only becomes wine when you draw some out." - Mark Chironna read more..
Speeding Ticket
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Speeding Ticket

A lady who was speeding had an officer pull her to the side of the road. She didn't have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her window. Af... read more..
Goober Doubling
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Goober Doubling

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober  Mr. & Mrs. Goober have been back from their honey... read more..
Solar Eclipse Seen From Satellite
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Solar Eclipse Seen From Satellite

On March 9, 2016, a solar eclipse was witnessed starting at sunrise over Sumatra and ending at sunset north of Hawaii. This is time lapse photography of that event as seen from Satellite Himawari... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4047 - March 14, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4047 - March 14, 2016

Cybersalt News When I first started putting One-liners on the Cybersalt Site, some people thought I was being pretty ambitious by numbering the first one "0001" so that they would continue to sort read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4046 - March 13, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4046 - March 13, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. If you are reading this after about 10:00am in a part of the world where they turn the clocks forward an hour in the spring and you haven't done so yet, the read more..
Cybersalt News - March 13, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 13, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. If you are reading this after about 10:00am in a part of the world where they turn the clocks forward an hour in the spring and you haven't done so yet, then you are probab... read more..
Will the Fat Lady PLEASE Sing!
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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3 min read

Will the Fat Lady PLEASE Sing!

We find ourselves once again in another political cycle. I call it a political cycle because everything is going around in circles. Each cycle seems to get bigger and bigger. For instance. One day a ... read more..
Get Your Sister
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Get Your Sister

A salesman telephoned a household and a young boy answered. "May I speak to your mother?" the salesman asked. The boy replied, "She's not here right now." The salesman then asked, "Is there anyone ... read more..
Pleasure For A Season
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Pleasure For A Season

"Mummy, my turtle's dead," the little boy, Andrew, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand. The mother kissed him on the head, then said, "That's all right. We'll wrap read more..
Quote #1449
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1449

"We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining - they just shine." ~ D. L. Moody read more..
Good Place to Live
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Good Place to Live

What's so good about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag's a big plus.... read more..
One-liner #1000
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1000

"Please pray for my wife; she married an idiot." @unappreciatedpastor read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4045 - March 12, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
98
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4045 - March 12, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt Site today. It's a reminder of why we teach children to tell the truth. You can watch "Broccoli Max" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/broccol read more..
Cow Return
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cow Return

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back.... read more..
One-liner #0999
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0999

I'm called the master of suspense because... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 12, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 12, 2016

There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt Site today. It's a reminder of why we teach children to tell the truth. You can watch "Broccoli Max" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/broccoli-max Enjoy the ... read more..
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